Gideon (Mattahouen)

With my balls empty and my mind suddenly clear, I traverse the roundtable, towards Gideon in search of my next task. As expected, he's in his study hunched over a pile of books. As I arrive, he looks up.

Gideon: "Oh, Tarnished, I suppose I should offer you a proper welcome. I am Sir, Giedeon Offnir, the All Knowing. Come to me, if ever you should need information on the remaining shardbearers." He speaks without moving.

I step forward to shake his hand, but pause as I notice movement under his desk. Gideon sees my movement and hesitation, and tracks my eyeline. He nods and raises his hand to shake. Overcome with curiosity I step up to the desk and shake his hand. From here the movement becomes clearer. There is someone under the table, blowing the man. I shake my head and repress a shudder at the thought of old man dick.

Me: "Just the names and locations of the remaining bosses I need to kill."

Gideon: "Easy enough. You've got General Radahn, out in Caelid, Praetor Rykard, up in Mount Gelmir, Morgott the Omen holed up in Lleyndell, the Capital, and finally Queen Rennala of the full moon, out in Liurnia."

Me: "Right, four more. Easy. You uhh... enjoy?" I turn to leave, right before I hear him shudder and grunt.

Gideon: "Tarnished, return to me once you have defeated each of them, and I'll reward you." He calls after me. I turn to nod back at him in acknowledgement, and see Nepheli stand beside him, wiping the edges of her mouth. I nod, and leave the room quickly.

"Didn't see that one coming" I mutter to myself, as I make the rounds around the roundtable, making purchases and weapon upgrades.