Getting tricked over the phone

Ayesha was a phone scammer working in Kolkata. She had all the good fortune in the world, pretty looks, fluent English, and broad skills in communication, but she wanted the easy money that came with scamming elderly Americans by pretending she loved them. She would never admit this to her doting middle-class parents, however, instead telling them she was a legitimate call center employee.

One day, she was pretending to be "Julia Neeson", and was talking to an American man named "Richard Andrews". She had been talking to Richard for a good several weeks, and although he had always fallen short of sending her any money, he had an avuncular voice to make Ayesha's heart melt.

"Hi, honey, how are you?" she put on the most seductive tone she could muster.

"I'm fine, sugar booger. When are we meeting again?"

"Just when you send me the money, baby. Are you ready for some fun?"

"I don't know, I've had enough fun with shuffleboard and cribbage today," came a hesitant reply

"Oh, please," Ayesha pouted, "I mean real fun! I can get naked for you!"

"You can 'make it' for me? What are you going to make?"

"No, baby!" Ayesha retorted, "Naked! Nude! No clothes!"

"Dude? Did you just call me 'dude'?" was an indignant response.

"No, I'll get naked for you!"

"Oh... I hope you mean 'naked' like for real naked," Ayesha had started to warm to this man, but she could feel a rambling coming on, "and not get me those Nake- you know those 'Naked' juices you get at the store., right by the Odwallas? Or like those naked chicken tenders, the ones they sell at - what was it, McDonald's? Or KFC? Or Wendy's? Or - I don't know. Maybe something like-"

"Honey," Ayesha tried to cut the rambling off, "how about we get back to what we were talking about."

"Ummm,"came a blank reply, "you were going to make something for me?"

"Honey, give me money and I'll give you naked pictures!"

"Well, I can give you money, but my bank says I can't send money out of the country on account of the wind being too strong, so I need a bank account from America."

The script called for Ayesha to use some poor OF model or other Google image nudie as the source of her nudes, but she decided to instead just whip off her clothes right then and there, putting them on the desk and writing down her banking details on a Post-It note. Taking a saucy pic with the Post-Its, she sent the saucy pic to the phone she was given.

Unfortunately for Ayesha, there was no Richard Andrews. There was only the YouTuber Kitboga, who was playing a role in his lifelong quest to vanquish call-center scammers like Ayesha. His eyebrows immediately raised up above his sunglasses.

"Oh my..." he said in stunned hesitancy to Ayesha and his Twitch audience.

"Do you like what you see?" Ayesha asked him as she moved to get dressed.