Getting to Know James

James realised he had better get used to the both uncomfortable and humiliating posture he was stuck in. Amy didn't seem in any rush to release him from it and there were still a lot of people who wanted to ask questions.

"What do you like in a girl? Describe your perfect girl."

"Well, obviously someone who is naturally very pretty. Quite a bit shorter than me, a curvy sexy body, dark hair, tanned skin and maybe an exotic accent. Anna de Armas is really fucking hot! And someone who is confident, grounded and has a sense of humour"

Amy nodded and went to the next hand along. It seemed everyone who wanted one would get a turn.

"What are your turn-offs, dealbreakers that ruin your attraction to an otherwise perfect woman?"

"Poor hygiene, body odour particularly down below. Or bad breath is also an instant turn off"

No sooner was one question answered than another asked.

"What is your most shameful sexual fantasy?"

"To be naked and invisible and to be able to go anywhere I want like that. Places I shouldn't go like maybe a changing room full of hot girls or on stage somewhere or maybe even in church."

James blushed at admitting this for the first time, especially to a group of strangers he knew were going to use it against him before long.

"What makes you instantly dislike a person?"

"Arrogance, selfishness, someone who has a superior attitude or anyone with a cruel or malicious streak"

That felt like a fairly simple question to answer but James didn't know his response might come back on him later.

"Which animal would embarrass you most?"

"It would be really embarrassing to be made to act like a chimpanzee or gorilla. It would be humiliating to be treated like a pig or cow. I would hate being transformed into something small and ugly like a slug or toad."

How many more of these questions were there? James could still see a number of raised hands.

"What's the most embarrassing thing you did before today? Your most embarrassing memory, barring today?"

"Well, it was nothing compared to this. But I did once pee myself on stage at school in front of everybody"

James was really hoping Amy would wrap this up already. His legs were starting to ache.