Getting a Visit by the Police

Caption contest winner from my Discord. Written by Psydonis. Posted with permission of the author.

“We’re sorry Ms. Tanaka…but it IS the law.”

Hitomi just stared, jaw-agape, at the 2 federal officers who had broken into her room a minute ago and now blocked the door. This could only be a ludicrous dream, brought on by her endless memories of silly plots and “misfortunes” that abounded through the fantasy videos she’d produced.

She tried whipping her arm up into the “Hold” safety signal that was the norm on her sets. “I’m *retired*! And I haven’t signed any new performance contracts in months! I can handle you wanting ‘real, unscripted reactions’ in this footage, but I’m not on anyone’s payroll anymore. And I *don’t* do freebies! I *know* what I’m worth!” She made an extra-special, flourishing thrust of her miraculous Q-cup assets as she yelled the final line, expertly whipping them into a few consecutive bounces with just that one movement, produced by over a decade of built-up muscle memory.

As the agents, predictably, froze in awe for a few moments, Hitomi immediately felt relief at having seized the reins of the situation. But then cried out in fresh shock as they each took one of her arms and pinned her backward, onto her bed.

“Ms. Tanaka. We’re not going to keep repeating ourselves. WE ALSO know what you’re worth. And that’s exactly the problem, necessitating this arrest…”