Get your brothers and cousins around

"Dad, Uncle Hank, do you know what would be so hot?" you ask, your mind formulating more ideas.

"What?" Dad asked, biting his lip.

"Why don't you both text your sons to come over," you suggest, "we can have a full family affair."

Your Dad groaned at the thought, while Uncle Hank seemed to nearly cream himself at the thought. The two of them immediately pulled their phones out, though Hank faltered.

"But they're straight."

"Oh trust me, they'll be begging to fuck when they come over." you say.

The two of them laugh, excitedly messaging your brothers and cousins to come over to 'help with the project'. You decided that while you wait for them to come over, the two of them should get started on whatever the project is going on out the back. While the two of them head off, you stay seated near the front door, waiting for the first relative to come over.