Get what you can while you can.

 I grabbed her and held her still while I put my lips on hers, and slid one hand down her back to the waist.  I spread my hand wide to urge her hips toward mine.

 Anna got mad and punched me.  The black eye didn't go away for a while, and she spent the next day telling people about how I had almost tried to **** her.  It was amazing how much the word got around.  I had women refuse to talk to me for years afterward.  I ended up having to date only women who knew nothing about the computer field, which has made the conversations a lot less interesting.

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