Get ready to leave early

You look over at the clock and it is 4 am. You decide that dream was a little too real for you to stay here any longer, so you call the tow company and offer them an additional 150 dollars to pick you up at five in the morning. You spend the next thirty minutes just staring at the ceiling of the room, before you get up and walk down stairs.

To your surprise, the farmer is already awake and getting ready to go out and tend to the cows.

"You leaving already?" he asks.

"Yea, the tow company called and said that they could either pick me up really early or really late. Please take this for your trouble." You set a fifty on his table before heading to the door.

"I really wish there were more trustworthy, goodhearted people like you in the world. Thank you."

You fucked the farmer's daughter and her friend and then got the farmer to thank you!

You win!