Get out of there

"Come on, we should probably get out of here!" you yell to Caoimhe, grabbing her hand.

You quickly pull Caoimhe out into the hallways, heading to the stairwell. You begin to head to Caoimhe's room, before you find your cousin, Sarah, drunk off her skull and leaning against the stairway banister, a bottle of Jagermeister in her hands.

"Hey, Sarah," you say hesitantly. "Are you OK?"

"Oh, hey, Jack. I'm terr-terrific. Why is everyone yelling?"

"There was a fight and the security alarm went off. We should probably go. Why are you even drunk in a stairwell?"

"I was just with a guy, but he ended up leaving to get with someone else, so now I'm super, super horny," Sarah says.

Sarah pauses, before leaning into you.

"Super horny," she whispers, almost falling over.

Well, this is both aggressive, and possibly the greatest thing of all time.

"How about we take you back to your room?" Caoimhe offers helpfully.

"No, your room's boring. My rooms free," Sarah says with a laugh. "You should stay with me, Jack. We could share this jager, and, you know, other stuff, and hang out, in my room. Which is free."

"I don't think that's the best idea," Caoimhe says, before turning to you. "We should hurry before we get caught."

"Pffh, stop being a loser," Sarah slurs in annoyance. "You go, I'll hang with Jack."

"Well, I'm heading back to my room," Caoimhe says.

"Fine, leave," Sarah says. "I'm staying with Jack."

"Jack, are you walking me back to my room, or did you want to stay with her?" Caoimhe asks hesitantly.

Hmmm... possible **** sex with your hot cousin, or loyalty to your cute girlfriend?