Get out of sight!

For the sake of your beautiful new bag, and your amazing new tools, and of course the Claimant Crystal you hoped you could use, you ran. As fast as you could.

Fuck the Escort Quests, fuck the fame, fuck everything. Especially Drake S0rr0wind. Fuck that guy in particular.

You made it to the base of the Imporne mountain path without running into anything, or any Adventurers, and after the shortest period possible looking around trying to see if anyone was watching, you took off running up the path. Instead of heading down your own cliff side trail, you took a random one heading off the path to the right instead of the left. After about a hundred steps, you quickly left that trail and slid down to one below. Your ass and hands got scratched up from the steep slope of rocky dirt, but you made it and hid behind a few bushes and watched for anyone who might have been following you.

Five minutes later and nothing had come along. You made your way back up this other trail, back to the path, and found your usual route home towards the cliff and your cave.

You made it. The pile of bones was still there, as was the single fur. You dumped the wood you had collected out of your inventory into a stack near the outer wall and away from the water basin, and then stuck your head right in that water and slurped up as much as you could. cold, refreshing mountain water filled you.

When you finally took your face out of the water and shook yourself dry, you sat back and took a deep breath.

Adrianne. Gaela. Both adventurers had fucked you, and it had been the most amazing experiences of your life. But you also were starting to think both women had royally fucked you. You’d never had a quest about you before. Now there were game quests and bounties on your head.

You opened your fame tab again. There were still only the three options that you could see, and a long line of dark question marks. So much fame, and still the three were greyed out. You tried focusing on the ‘Arcane Liegelord’ ability again, and got the same red notice on the bottom of the screen. ‘Option Unavailable. Prerequisite: Monster Lair.’ You even had more than double the fame for the ‘Evolve Form’ option, whatever that would do, but you weren’t level 10 yet.

There was only one thing left to do.

You took out the crystal and held it in both hands. After a deep breath, you willed yourself at the crystal and used it.

The big popup appeared, instead of floating in front of you, in the entrance of the cave.

Claiment Crystal Used
Imporne_BugbearExile_Cave_37.4_Location_5
Claim land?

You reached out and pressed the ‘Accept’ button, which was bigger than your hand.

Land Claimed By
Error: Unnamed_Creature
Process Paused

Please Name Character

A name? You didn’t need a name. Adventurer’s couldn’t figure out who you were if you didn’t have a name.

There wasn’t an option to ‘skip.’

You sighed and scratched at your scars and the hair on top of your head. What kind of name did you want? Gaela had called you ‘the best dildo,’ what if you went with ‘Dildo’?

No, that sounded like a silly name. You could always go with ‘Bugbear who Fucks’ and just make the nickname the players had given you your actual name. But that would probably give you away to easily.

Finally you shrugged. Better to be as anonymous as possible.

“My name is Exile,” you said to the popup.

It blinked away. So did the previous one.

Land Claimed by Exile
Claim type:
Monster Lair
Resources detected:
5x bones
1x rough goat skin
35x wood
Natural Features Detected:
Water Spring
Add resources to stockpile?

You accepted, and there weren’t any more popups. There also wasn’t any more stuff in your cave.

“Gods damn it,” you muttered, and punched the stone cave entrance.

Building location detected.
Available Resources:
35x Wood
Remodel Imporne_BugbearExile_Cave_37.4_Location_5 into Lair Gateway for 10x Wood, 4x Stone, 1x Ore(Any)?
Warning! This is the required first step to unlock many of the features of the Keeps and Settlements 1.0.0.0.0.2 update!

A gate for your cave? Yes. Please.

You pressed accept,

DEE-OOO.

System Error.

Damn, you thought. You had hoped since your cave was made of stone you could just ignore the other prerequisites. Now you would need to go find Rock resource nodes to punch.

Or…

You opened your inventory and looked at your wonderful new tools. Then you looked at the back of your cave, where a wall of rock was just standing there all innocent like.

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