Get home and be suprised.

I continue down the pavement ass naked, with a group of strangers following me. They all point and laugh directly at me not even bothering to even hide it. Of course, I don't exactly blame them as I show them I have clearly no issue with it.

I suddenly stopped and wave to some of the women who are openly laughing at me amidst the crowd. I don't know if it's the cold air brushing my naked body or my bare feet touching the cool pavement, but I guess the part of me that wants to be laughed at skyrockets as I suddenly shout at the crowd, "Wanna know what's more embarrassing than a tiny dick?

"What?" They yell back in unison.

I fail to hide the grin that breaks out of my mouth, before I suddenly shout to the crowd, "A naked man with a tiny dick showing EVERYTHING he has!" I screamed, before suddenly bending down and spreading my cheeks.

Flashes of white light emitted behind me, almost like flashbangs with how many were attacking me. Each bolt of light directed at me, gave me a sense of dopamine burst into my brain. I am loving this.

"What are you doing!?" A shocked blonde woman screams as I suddenly nod my head up at the startled noise and my heart stopped for a second to see Emily and Jerome! They are standing infront of me, standing side by side as Jerome openly grins at me.

"Mom!" I scream as blood rushes to my face. I couldn't help but cover myself for the first time as the crowd begins to scream out in laughter once again.

"Oh shit! that's his mom that caught him!" They laughed hysterically.

“Oh!” I shouted before suddenly dropping my hands to my groin to cover myself. My face twists, knowing it’s a little ridiculous to cover myself now after all I’ve done.