Get advice using sci-fi comic book Add

Francis could allways turn to his freind. The comics. Sure it failed him befor when he tried to get bitten by radiactive spider ( to get power but only got a rash)

But Francis was going to trust his comic book freind. He saw a couple off add that promise same day delevery

The add read like this

Item 345- make your own Robo girl. You put in the critera and we will design your fembot to fit you needs no matter how suck or twisted. Why bother with the real girl. With them you have to worry about things like charm and genral good hygene. The fembot just like the real thing. It has the knowledge of several sex act and is self cleaning. It never gets tired or complains.

The 500th caller get if for free

Item 300- Big ED's guide to HOW to get BY BUSTY ALIEN. hi I'm Big Ed and I beens a whole bunch of time. It easy but you dont want to get by those bald head grey haired bastard that probes you. Advance civilazaion my ass. Bunch of ass freaks if you ask me. I will tell you where the hot Alien babes hang out and how to get by them

Item 200 - Gem of Mind Control. Ahh the famous Gem of mind control. The best in comics