Get a job as a security guard in her building

You could get a job as a security guard in her building, surreptitiously spy on her, and then pump gas into her apartment while she's sleeping, sneak in and tie her up with her own lasso…

Are you kidding? That would take months to set up! You can’t wait that long and you definitely don't want to risk her forgetting about you and changing her mind!

(Tho if you haven’t read this branch yet, please enjoy.)