Get Very Far Away

Even if you might be able to beat these two superheroes, more are sure to come, and you can’t beat all of the Avengers. Not at once, anyways.

You streak out of the room, trailing golden light, and bust through Wanda’s red seal. From there, you take flight, destroying a path straight up and out of the Avengers headquarters. You burn through the atmosphere as sirens blare far below, and you imagine you look like a comet as you head west.

With your super-vision, you glance back and see Iron Man suited up and flying after you, but he’s so far behind, and you’re so much faster than him, that you’re confident in your ability to lose him. You fire a laser towards him for good measure, forcing him to dodge to the side, throwing his flight path off and buying you a few extra precious seconds.

Just then, you feel the ground start to rush towards you. You panic, trying to tap into your flight, then your warping power, or your laser, or anything, but you realise with dread that none of them are available. As you tumble towards the suburbs below, you realise that somebody must have made contact with your cum. There’s nothing you can do now but ponder your impending ****, and you do just that, wondering where things went wrong until you hit the ground with a sickening thud.

You lose. Try again!