Get Comfortable

As you enter the Ursa Major,you can feel how your fat handles brush against the door,it would not be the first time you got stuck on a door frame to be fair,but thanks to how sweaty your whole body was,there was enough lubrication for you to squeeze into the bar proper

The bumping and bustling suddenly stops as everyone looks at the hairy behemoth of fat that just entered the bar,back in your prior like,such looks would have made you want to dig a hole and die in it,but now you only smile proudly,after all,by the end of the night,this whole place will belong to you

You slowly waddle to an empty booth at the other side of the bar,leaving a snail trail of both sweat and precum behind you,once there,you park your fat ass on the ample seat,filling it completely,the poor booth creaking ominously as it struggles to handle your colossal weight,making yourself comfortable,you spot one of the waiters and command him to come closer

“Can I help you sir?” the waiter says meekly as you look him over,compared to everyone else on the bar,the young waiter,probably a college student working part time, looked downright twinkish,that would not do at all,you make a mental note to put some proper meat on his bones later tonight,but right now,you were hungry

You don't even look at the menu that the young man offers you “yeah,don't bother with that,just bring my two of every item you have on that menu,supersized,and bring me a few kegs of beer as well,it takes a lot to get me properly drunk” you say with a loud guffaw,your belly rumbling whit barely concealed hunger