Gerald gets a wingman and an adjustment of his own

When the Random Remote finally came to a rest, the text flashed for a couple seconds displaying the word, “WINGPERSON.” Both Gerald and Jessica were about to ask the other what that was supposed to mean, but the display window automatically scrolled down to a description.

"Target will have an increased libido while standards for who they consider to be an acceptable partner will decrease significantly. Though their resting levels of arousal and desires for sexual gratification increase, the target will prioritize finding partners for user over themselves. Situations where user and target can both find sexual partners will of course almost always be prioritized."

Jessica laughed and Gerald sighed as he tossed the remote on the table, "I guess this means it's my job to help you get laid now. Well, I expect you to start exercising and cutting back on the Coke. That ass you're growing isn't making my job any easier." Gerald blushed a little as his sister mocked his growing frame and tried to walk away, Jessica however placed a hand on his stomach and walked in front of him, "In fact it's my turn now." She grabbed the remote off the table and pointed it at her brother. "Maybe this thing will help me out. Now hold still." Laughing she pressed the red button to lock on to him and pressed the green after his name was displayed. Eventually the remote came to a stop on an even more confusing result. "HORSE." Jessica read the description out loud to her brother while trying not to laugh. "Tall, muscular, beautiful manes of long hair, and extraordinarily large penises are all physical characteristics that people often associate with horses. These are traits that the target will now begin to develop."

"Great." Gerald said with a light chuckle after an awkward moment of silence, "that will make your job of finding me some girlfriends easier and I don't even need to give up my drinks. So you want to drive or should I," he asked while grabbing his keys off the hook on the fridge.

Jessica laughed as she tossed the Random Remote into her school bag and again laughed. If nothing else the Random Remote did make the morning a bit more amusing than most so at least something was accomplished by its arrival. "How about you go for it today, I need to keep my eyes open for all the hot girls I can lure back into your bedroom after all." After another light laugh they headed out the door so they could drive to the campus they went to school at. "I'm just glad I didn't get the horse one though. Tall and nice hair would be great but I'm not sure how I'd feel about having big junk flopping about between my legs."

"It wouldn't be all bad as you could drop out of school and become a porn star. Girls with them are rather popular right now..." The two continued laughing and making fun of the Random Remote and the changes it was supposed to make.