Georgia Releases Her Captive

(Originally by Zucca Xerfantes)

Texas grunted as she fell out of the upturned spittoon, cringing as its contents dunked on her head. "Of all the mayo-heating, lipstick-eating, banjo-stringing, sarsparilla-slurpin' HORSE DUNG!!!!"

"My word, Sheriff.. you kiss your mama with that mouth?" Georgia guffawed.

"Where's Samantha?!" Texas barked, pushing her hat up and gripping her six shooter...

"R-Right here..." Samantha whimpered.

Texas peered around Georgia and cringed at the sight. Samantha stood there, starkers, clutching her time suit to her chest, her whole body coated in a mixture of Georgia's body fluids, her hair, formerly tidy and ponytailed, was matted and flat to her head.

"Oh lordy..." Texas mumbled, stepping up to Samantha. "C'mon... let's get you to a bath."

Samantha nodded meekly, golden eyes wide from the trauma. "O-O-Okay..."

Georgia laughed. "Awww come on now... don't be like that! You were great, baby! Best assfloss I've ever had! Use ya' again in a heartbeat! And since ya' did such a good job, I'mma tell ya' what I saw... Roxxie Roo was yakkin' about some green box she found this mornin'. It made hummin' noises and blinked a lot."

Texas frowned. "Roxxie Roo, eh...? I take it you made every effort to capture her?"

Georgia grinned widely. "It was a merry chase as they say over the puddle, Tex. But she was just too fast."

Texas scowled, then reached to put an arm around Samantha's shoulder.... thought better of it.... and just held the doors open for her as they walked out.

Samantha shivered, hearing laughter from back inside, then stopped in her tracks.