George Lopez

The story of a fictional version of the famous comedian, George Lopez. The manager, and later head, of an airplane part factory who married way out of his league, had two kids (one of which is a hot daughter with low self-esteem), and later on had his spoiled niece/goddaughter living with him.

This show entertained me so much growing up, and there is no doubt that as I hit puberty, that I would have loved a chance to have my way with Angie, Carmen, and/or Veronica. Now I finally have the chance. But who should I start with:

1. The Latina MILF who definitely could do better than her husband.
2. The hot barely legal Latina who is so **** for male attention it has made her super gullible.
3. The rich spoiled Latina who, while she did mellow out as time went on, still needs to just get the shit fucked out of her.