Geoff's advice

"Leigha, you need to meditate daily."

"Fine," she said blankly.

"You may be inclined to go out this weekend and dress and act like a wild 19-year-old and go out to college bars and perform oral sex on as many college boys as possible."

"What?!" Leigha was shocked.

"I've been doing this long enough to be very perceptive. Do not do that. Do not act like a slutty, silly 19-year-old bimbo so you can seduce multiple college boys. Understand?"

"I won't."

"Fine, and there's a strip club on the west side of town that has amateur night. Whatever you do, do not do that either."

Leigha had to think for a moment before lying and nodding.

"Fine. I'll see you in two weeks. Make an appointment with my receptionist."

"Fine," said Leigha again blankly, but the wheels were spinning in her mind.