Genie's Lamp

"This looks cool," Jess says about to pick up the lamp.

"No touching!" The vendor said, "Cash first then you can touch."

Jess pulled out some cash and handed it to the man who proceeded to give her the lamp and her change.

"Be careful," he said, "Genies are tricky creatures. They have been known to take **** on their masters when set free."

Jess laughed and walked towards a nearby bench. "Not like any of this stuff is real," Jess said looking at the lamp.