Gambit's excuse

Gambit was sure he was in deep shit, to say the least.

Rogue had almost caught him fucking Kitty Pryde.

Thankfully, Kitty had phased through the bed at the last second and hid herself behind some boxes.

"Ah better get a real good explanation for this." Was all Rogue said, taking in the sight of her boyfriend, covered by only a thin bed sheet, laying face down on his bed, clearly having been humping something...or someone.

Remy stuttered and stammered, trying to come up with some explanation for such a weird scene for Rogue to walk in on.

Luckily for Remy, Kitty had him covered.

She looked around for a few seconds and she found something that would get Rogue off his back (or at least ease her suspicions).

Remy felt Kitty grab his dick and phase just enough of it through the bed to place something on there before returning it to the top of the bed.

Remy quickly realized what it was: a fake vagina.

He and Rogue had long figured out how to use sex toys to pleasure themselves which, thanks to Kitty's quick thinking, gave him the perfect excuse.

Without a word he turned towards her and slowly moved the bed sheet back, revealing the fake pussy, making sure he had the guiltiest look on his face that he could have.

As soon as she saw what was going on, Rogue face palmed.

"Jesus, Remy, you couldn't wait a little while longer, dinner is in an hour and Ah'm not so sure you can finish and clean up in time." She said, shaking her head.

"Sorry, Chere, I uh, well...I can try." He offered, getting another eye roll from Rogue.

"You better be thankful that it's just a normal dinner and I can put whatever you want in the damn microwave so you can reheat it later." She snarled at him, before turning around and leaving.

For the next several minutes, Remy was just silent, trying to compose himself after that...then Kitty slid out from under the bed, sure that the coast was clear.

"God, that was a close one." She said, the tone in her voice making it clear that she was even more excited than she'd previous been, but Remy didn't seem all that eager.

"Chere, what brought this out in you?" Remy asked, it was almost like seeing Rogue again had shaken him out of whatever lust induced haze he'd been in.

Kitty wasn't thrilled with that question, she was eager to start fucking again.

Unfortunately for her, Remy had clearly hit a roadblock.

"Look, I can either explain things to you and I walk away, leaving both of us unsatisfied or we can fuck." She said, placing her hands on her hips.

Remy knew that his life was at a crossroads and he had to make a choice: Continue on with Kitty or cause their little affair to end before it ever truly began.