Gaining an idiot for a brother in law

You just stare in astonishment as the strange girl stomps into the room. "Allright you mangey bitch! We're is he?!" She seems to be looking for someone. Yoruichi pops up from behind your shoulder. "Ahehehe...w-where's who Kukaku-chan?" She thrusts her finger towards Yoruichi and narrows her eyes.

"You know damn well who I'm talking about! The old mans hier!! How DARE you not tell me about him looking for wifes!?" You could swear you see fire blasting out of her mouth as she beraites Yoruichi. You just have to chuckle at the sillyness of all this. "Who do you think your laughing at you-" You rise to your feet and smirk as Kukaku's eyes grow large.

"So...big.." She shakes her head. "Who the hell are you, you..big..sexy..." She screams in frustration. "AAARGH!! Stop trying to seduce me you adonis of a man, I have to find the heir!" You cock your head in seeming confusion. "Why do you need to find the heir to the Genryūsai clan Miss?"

"It's Shiba..Kukaku Shiba.." Her shoulders slump slightly as she sighs sadly. "C-can I sit down..um.." You grin to her. "It's John, and please." You hold up a sake bottle. "Can I get you a drink Kukaku-chan?" Her cheeks pinken slightly at your treatment. "T-thank you.."

After calming down its Kyokotsu-hime whom supriseingly breaks the ice. "Shiba-san...why do you..want to find the heir?" You give her shoulder a comforting squeeze in thanks for playing along. "He's my clans last chance! (She goes into how the Shiba clan used to be one of the top clans in all the seiretei, but now has fallen on hard times.)

"So...to help your family, youd sell yourself?" Your tone holds a tiny bit of contempt at her for selling herself so easly. "WATCH YOUR MOUTH!" She slams her hands on the table. "I'm a girl who likes to have a good time." Yoruichi giggles at that. "I'll say~"

Kukaku glares at her but still finishes. "But I AM NOT A WHORE!" Her voice cracks with frustration and sadness. "I dont have any other choice...I have to take care of my idiot brother somehow.." She looks to you, her eyes briming with barely held back tears. "Look...can you just tell me where he is.."

Her whisper holding the idea that she expects the worst. "John-sama...does she really not know about you?" Soi-chan murmuers in bewilderment. "Hmhmhm...seems the word is going around pretty fast!" Kaiten-hime chuckles evily. "It's only to be expected, but the fact that John-kun's description hasnt made it out there could be made out to be a blessing in disguise." Yoruichi adds with a thoughtfull tone.

"But...what will..the others..say?" Kyokotsu-hime murmers in a soft tone. "Huh...thats going to be a major headache later for sure." You sigh in exasperation as you rub your temples. Slowly but surely Kukaku's anger comes to a boil as you and the girls discuss the goings on.

"WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!!!" She squeels in frustration as she throws a miny tantrem. "Why Kukaku-chan, its only that you've been talking to the Genryūsai heir the whole time!" Yoruichi giggles evily as her eyes twinkle in ammusement as she points to you.

Kukaku blinks owlishly for a few moments before screeching in fright. "SHIT!! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!!" She bows to you over and over again. "I-If i'd known who you where Genryūsai-sama, I'd never have made such an ass out of myself." She bables over and over again, throughing appologys and pleads with you to forgive her and give her a chance to win your favor.

"Kukaku-chan, stop." Your voice holding a commanding tone. Kukaku flinchs back, and is soon hiccuping in sorrow thinking that you've made your decision. You stand up and walk to her chair, clasping her hand you pull her up to her feet. "Kukaku-chan, look at me." You whisper to her softly.

"You did nothing wrong, My question before was a small test to show your intentions...and..I'm sorry." She grimmices in total dispare, her body wracked by a heart wrenching sob, but before she can say anything you pull her into your arms in a firm and comforting hug. "Quiet you, you didnt let me finish." You chid her playfully.

"What I was going to say is that I was sorry that I tricked you, and also that I cant make the decisions about who to allow into my life." She pulls away from you. "W-what do you mean?" She whispers to you in slight confusion. You chuckle to her. "Well..you see..Its their job." You motion with your head to the girls sitting behind you.

Kukaku giggles happly. "Your allready whipped?" You grin to her. "And proud of it!" You look back to Kaiten, Kyokotsu, Soi-fon and Yoruichi. "So, what do you say? Is she in?" The girls go into a powwow. (Soi-fon was pulled in by Yoruichi.) They break and Kaiten nods. "She is more then welcome John-koi. After all, we need someone to keep you in line when I or my sister are not around."

Kukaku yelps in joy. "YAHOO!!" But soon her face splits into a lecherous grin and she grabs your shirt. "Come here you big beefcake, Mama wants some sugar!" She soon pulls you into a fierce and primal liplock. Not wanting to be out done you grasp her form and pull it close to you.

Soon Kukaku is moaning in need as she grinds into your form, Your hands slip down and grasp her ass as your tongue and hers battle for domination. "Ahem..." A soft monotone clears the room and breaks your attention. "I would like to speak to John-sama if I may."