GIR. Yes, seriously.

Holding up her hand, Gaz sighed. "Okay. Stick with me on this one because it's kinda hard to believe," she warned. Sitting next to her on the couch, I motioned for her to proceed. "Okay, when I was a kid, an alien moved in to the neighborhood." I tried to look surprised. Either I was a better actor than I thought or Gaz was just programmed to think I was responding naturally to what was clearly something I already knew.

"I told you. Hard to believe. It's true though...even though I never really admitted it to my paranormal obsessed brother," Gaz went on, a look of guilt on her face. Was that who she wanted to bring over? I would hardly purchase a male model, no matter how much Gaz wanted to see him. ...well, maybe, but there was going to be absolutely no sex out of him. Yeah, I spoiled Gaz sometimes.

Shaking off her guilt, Gaz sighed. "The alien's name was Zim and she was a total idiot." ...wait, wait, why was Zim female? "I didn't give a shit about what she did because I knew that whatever she tried would fail. ...even when she replaced my spleen with my DS."

"She did what?!" I found myself exclaiming. I mean, I had known about the episode, but I thought those endings were basically non-canon. "But...I...you..." Gaz cocked her head. "What? My dad grew me a new one, it's fine," she assured me in a slightly annoyed tone. Apparently she didn't see the big deal. ...granted, the spleen isn't a necessary organ. I know someone without one. ...wait, why was her dad still...her dad? I was getting confused as to how this whole thing worked.

"Anyway, Zim tried a lot of stupid shit. And because of that stupid shit, I met her robot," she went on. "It was a little thing in a stupid dog costume. Even had a fake cloth tongue sticking out." Sighing, Gaz hung her head. I put an arm around her for comfort, but inside I was confused as to why THIS was what was making her sad. Surely she didn't want to get GIR. She flashed me a soft, appreciative smile. "One day Zim pissed me off, so I kidnapped her robot. For pissing me off, I was going to turn her robot into something embarrassing. Something she'd never get any use of out. So I looked at the porn on my brother's laptop." Oh no. Gaz wanted me to make a GIR robot. Holy shit, Gaz had memories of making GIR into a robo-slut.

"Because of that, the little robot became an embodiment of Dib's turn ons. The main thing being..."