GET FUCKED. MISS: Dot splashes from the shower but slips and knocks you over!

"Better hurry," you rasp at Dot as you perch on the edge of the toilet seat, your knees spread wide, your vibrating dildo doing its reliable work inside your vagina as you show off for your roommate.

Dot gapes at you from the shower. "Gosh, Anna, oh gosh," she says. Her freckled face is deep pink, but she stares like she's never seen you masturbating before. Come to think of it, even with your open bedroom doors, listening to each other, maybe she hasn't. But you know from the welcome party in Brenda Box's pool house that Dot loves to watch. She was leaning so close to watch Nurse Bates lick Olivia's vulva that when your supervisor brought Olivia to orgasm, Olivia's thrashing legs knocked Dot over onto the floor.

"Come quick," you say. "You want to help, yes?"

"Yes, Anna," Dot says. "Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck yes," the words rushing from her lips and tongue.

You ask Dot, between ragged panting breaths, "You brave, ah, enough, to lick, my anus?" You pull your knees back, resting your heels on the toilet seat, and lean back to expose your second favorite erogenous zone. Your hips quiver as you readjust your position, and the vibrating dildo wiggles, nearly slipping from your fingertips.

"Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow," Dot says. She steps from the shower, streaming water down her pale, freckled skin. She makes three splashing steps across the bathroom and falls to her knees. She stares at you, exposed, spread, penetrated, quaking with sensation, just waiting for the final touch of her lips.

Roll +HARD(+1) to GET FUCKED. 5 + 1 = 6, MISS.

But as Dot leans forward toward your exposed anus with her lips pouted out for a kiss, she slips on the wet floor, falling against your leg. As you fall sideways under Dot's weight, the vibrator twists in your hand, setting off an orgasm as you hit the wall, then the floor. But your body does what your body does and even with your vision filled with swarming sparkles and your stomach threatening to turn inside out, your orgasm keeps rolling and rolling and you'll take it, you'll take it, yes, yes, yes.

You're cross with Dot, but you wave off her solicitude. "Dry off and get dressed. Give me five."

The nausea slowly eases as you take a turn in the shower. You don't have long enough hair to need anything more than a towel, if that. Today it barely gets that. Dry, dressed, go.

"You drive," you tell Dot, handing her the keys. Your sex has a wonderful glow. Your head still hurts.

"But breakfast?" she says. She's holding a big box of sugary breakfast cereal.

"We're late. I have granola bars," you say. "Drive."

You pull your sweatshirt over your head for complete darkness as Dot drives you to the hospital. The day is young. You want to avoid a bad impression with your new trainee assignment. Hopefully you won't be tempted to correct a doctor this time. It's terrible when even you can see they're way outside of procedure.

"What did you say, Anna?"

You must have been mumbling.

"I said, Damned if you don't," you tell Dot. "Just drive."

"Oh," Dot says.

You've put her in a bad mood. She's not giggling. Or maybe she's trying to be quiet.

You have 0 XP, +1 Hard, -1 Hot, -1 Cool, +2 Control, and know the CHARACTER MOVES Ass-Licking and Masturbate.

Where's your next hospital department assignment?