G-Spots

"I think I'll take these." Eros laughed, picking up some green berries, "When I tried them on a nymph, she just about lost it."

The green berries Eros had picked were called poraberries, found only on Mount Olympus and the Peruvian side of the Amazon Rainforest. The berries resembled green raspberries, with a distinctive black spot around where the stem was. The berries are poisonous to mortals, especially to men, as it flares their prostate gland and causes semenal problems.

Eros, ever the kindly God, had blessed the berries he planned on taking, which no longer poisoned humans, at least the same way. Instead, the godly touched poraberries, if eaten by a mortal man, would give the target G-Spots.

G-Spots is a disease in which the target's prostate will begin flaring in a way that begs attention. The target will yearn for prostate stimulation, or have the feeling of emptiness in their backdoor. The poraberries also create a pheromone that, when an asshole is exposed to air, will attract others. G-Spots is cured after the target achieves orgasm through prostate stimulation from another living being. G-Spots, however, are contagious, passing on through to the man who had unprotected sex with an infected man. The chain will only stop through condom use.

Eros packed the small, green berries into his satchel before heading off from Mount Olympus.

"What mortal seems to not be having a berry good day?