Funtzel's Intergalactic Towing and Recovery Episode 4

At Funtzel's Intergalactic Towing and Recovery they'll do it all...for a price...

Funtzel's Intergalactic Towing and Recovery where everybody knows your name...but nobody gives a shit...

Funtzel's Intergalactic Towing and Recovery.....open through Infinity.

Starring:

Funtzel

Nega Sonic Teenage Warhead

Susan Storm

Obb

Orksa

Foolkiller

Terror

Slapstick

Obnoxio the Clown

MadCap

Pip The Troll

Several Years ago.....Baxter Building...

Pip was with Gamora and Moondragon. They were on Earth, in the Baxter Building, celebrating and end to the Infinity Gauntlet saga. Pip, Warlock, and Moondragon were now the Infinity Watch, a new group dedicated to preventing such a thing again. Whether it be Thanos or some other entity. Their base was to be Moleman's monster Island, and they protected the Infinity Stones.

He watched Susan Storm-Richards move around the party, she'd already told him to stop smoking his cigars TWICE. She was one stuck up bitch. Then, she even heard Sue talking with Gamora and Moondragon about their outfits. Gamora's mesh green suit that didn't EXACTLY cover much of her chest, and Moondragon's...well...green bikini, that didn't EXACTLY cover ANYTHING AT ALL.

Sue was crossing her arms. “The two of you should be ashamed as heroines of this planet or ANY planet.” She pointed to their outfits. “You just make it harder for woman to get respect, and you garner unwanted attention for the WRONG reasons,” Sue walked away with an angry red face.

Funtzel's Funtzel's Intergalactic Towing and Recovery Space Station...orbiting somewhere...at some point in time...who cares...

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Present...

An hour after Sue called it a day....Pip Gofern walked with Mad-Cap, the strange being shrouded in purple Deadpool garb, but with a wide brim hat. Well, normally the being was in the purple Deadpool outfit, now he had on a purple speedo only. And to be honest Mad-Cap was kind of hideous. He looked like a smaller Toxic Avenger, all bubbly and warted, and just WRONG. Still, he seemed quite eager to get to this office party. VERY VERY eager, the thin yellow skin ghoul of a creature was sporting an erection that was poking out of the purple nut-huger bathing suit.

The troll wore his tunic, though it was a pool party. Better than that dumb white Deadpool garb he wore at work. This was his first party since starting work two days ago. He was shocked when Funtzel gave them all a half day, thanks to Pip himself.

They rode an elevator up to Funtzel's loft, and Pip's eyes opened wide as he looked around the lush living space of the boss. “He lives it up!” Pip commented.

“You have no idea,” Mad-Cap walked in and left Pip to take it all in. Macho Gomez, and Foolkiller were playing pool, both in skimpy bathing suits, both fully erect. On the couch were Slapstick, Obnoxio the clown, the Terror playing what appeared to be cards smoking cigars. Each had on a nut-hugging suit. In the middle of the room, in a hot-tub was the boss Funtzel, smoking a cigar, and chatting with Obb and his sister Orksa, who had on rather revealing pink bikini for a giant orange hippo-crab alien.

He walked over and poured a whiskey, unsure who to talk to or what more to do. IT was a BIG glass, and he walked over and sat down in a high stool, against the wall. Loud music played all around.

“PIP YOU CAME!” A female shouted sounding like Nega Sonic.

"He's GONNA CUM!" Joked Susan Storm.

Pip the troll turned his head and he heard that familiar 80s song in his head...from that movie....

MMMMMMMM.....BOW...BOW...CHICK....ACHICKA.....

MMMMMMMMM BOW...BOW...CHICK....ACHICKA.....

The two beauties pouring water stepped from the pool, both wearing what could POSSIBLY be called bikinis? Sue Storm wore a blue alligator print with one thin slice above her pussy, and two thin slices over her large nipples. The sides of the nipples weren't even covered. He knew she went through a 'outfit' phase back around Infinity War, but this outfit made that one look like an Amish dress. The small strings connecting the three slats couldn't possibly hold for long.

Next to her, giggling was Nega Sonic Teen....whatever. She wore a revealing yellow bikini which surprisingly covered a LITTLE more than Sue's.

Sue put her hands on her hips. “Stare much troll,” she gave him a wicked smile

Pip's cock began to grow like a stalk of beans. Sue noticed the movement in his furry tunic. She winked at Nega, and both girl's did a twirl, letting the troll see their suites from behind.

“I think that troll over there,” Sue motioned with her head for Nega to look Pip's way. Pip was staring at the 'strips' that covered there pert asses, his cock growing hard and almost painful. "I think that Troll wants to FUCK US!" She cooed.

“I'm a lesbian,” Nega shook her head.

Sue slapped Nega's ass. “You sure get a lot of dick in you for a Dyke!”

Nega put her hands on her face. “THIS IS YOUR FAULT!” She giggled. The girls walked towards Pip.

They walked over and hugged the troll, leaning down to kiss his cheeks. Both girls had piercings all over, and their nipple and pussy piercings couldn't be hid in the suits. “This is ALL because of you,” Sue smiled at him, “you little troll,” she winked. From somewhere in her 'top' she pulled a small bag. Inside was three pills. “Want one,” she offered. “Just the three of us though,” she whispered in his ear, her hot breath moving his hair.

He shook his head. “I'm good, I just need whiskey and a stogie.”

Sue laughed. “Suit yourself.” She turned to hand one to Nega Sonic who put it in her mouth, and then Sue took two pills and out them in her mouth.“It's just Molly,” she laughed.

“With a little bit more of a punch,” Nega laughed. The girl opened her mouth, exposing the studs and the pill. Sue did the same, and Pip watched them turn and kiss right before him, inches from his face. About five inches below that was the tip of Pip's eleven inch troll cock, standing at full attention, and very obvious under his tunic. He was embarrassed, and unsure what to do, but Sue's hand snuck under his tunic and gripped his dick. Nega's hand reached down as well, and Pip felt the teen mutant grip his balls.

Sue broke the kiss, and lifted the tunic, letting Pip feel air on his cock. Her pierced lips sank over his uncut dick, and he instantly felt the warm mouth, the rings in her lips, and the stud in her tongue all working to stimulate his dick. Nega dropped to her knees and took his balls into her mouth.

Pip the troll was in sexual bliss in the middle of the party, and no one even looked his way. His head flung back, as his cock was sucked slow and hard by Susan Storm. He felt a pat on his back, “You get first fuck,” Macho Gomez told him, “but hurry up, cause you got people waiting.”

The troll was shaking his head in disbelief, grunting from the mouths on his dick and his balls. “I don't even...I don't....” but before he could speak again, Sue pulled her mouth off his dick and turned around, she moved her bikini bottom to the side, and pushed her ass towards Pip. For some reason, the chair was the perfect height, as if it had been placed for this reason. Sue spread her ass cheeks, and was staring back at his dick, she slowly eased down, her pussy covering his uncut cock, and slid down. “OH FUCK!” Pip groaned as Sue's pussy slid down his cock. Nega was still sucking his balls somehow, as Sue was in his lap facing away, fucking herself on his troll cock. Her foot rested on Nega's thigh for leverage as she slowly moved her pussy on the troll's dick. Pip didn't know what to think of it, what to make of it, but he didn't care, he was getting the slow fuck of his life, feeling her ass hit his waist when she was fully impaled. He reached around and gripped her tits, sliding his stubby troll fingers under her bikini top.

“Ohh that feels gooooood,” Sue moaned her back arching and she put her hands on the troll's head, gripping his red hair as she fucked herself on his pole. “I'm gonna cum baby,” she moaned picking up her fuck pace. “Cum with me Pip...cum with me....” she pleaded. “OOOOOOhhhhhhhhhh,” she uttered as she came, bending down and gripping her knees, pushing her entire pussy over the troll's cock.

“FUCKING SHIT!” The troll grunted, losing the grip on her tits as she moved away. The troll's hands rested on her thighs, and his head dipped back again, as Sue's pussy clamped around his cock. Susan Storm gave Pip the troll the fuck of his life, and he rewarded her with a thick load of cum deep up her vagina.

Sue pulled her pussy of his cock, and it kept spasming cum. The fat little troll was smiling, sleepily in his seat, while Nega moved up to begin cleaning his troll cock of all the cum. Sue walked over and grabbed the bottle of whiskey from the kitchen and a stogie, and a lighter. She put it on a tray and came back and set it down next to Pip. “Relax baby,” she rubbed his hair. “Enjoy, this is all because of you.”

Pip began to hit the bottle hard, right there. He watched Sue and Nega get naked and begin to dance and kiss, and dance and kiss. The two returned to the pool. Like a pack of wolves, the boys were ready. The first was FoolKiller, he walked over and sat on the edge of the pool. His hard human cock poking up from his blue speedo. In his hands were bags of white powder. Pip watched Foolkiller ask a swaying Susan, where “Red is”, whatever that meant.

“Not been around for some time,” Sue shook her head. “Sorry.” But the villain pulled his suit down slightly. He then trickled a line of what had to be coke on his hard prick.

Two years ago....X-Factor Investigations....New York City...

Pip smoked his stogie in the New York office of X-Factor investigations. The group had solved the disappearance of Susan Storm-Richards, who was kidnapped and kept in stasis by Doctor Doom. They told him one Doom from some other world wanted to kidnap Sue for 'inappropriate' things, and this worlds Doom hid her. Saving her sort of. Honestly, Pip was just kinda the receptionist and didn't give a damn of what or why one villain did whatever to whatever hero or heroine. Just a pay check, some stoges, and a whiskey.

But Layla Miller sure wanted to party to celebrate. She'd done something or other. The Fantastic Four were there thanking them with a full bar, catered food, and presents up the ass. Watches, new equipment, a van that was tricked out. Layla was about to start smoking a joint, and share it with Pip.

But the Invisible Woman smelled the air. She walked over and put her hand over Layla's. “You shouldn't be smoking this marijuana,” Sue stated sternly. “Personally, we've prided ourselves on the Fantastic Four for being **** free. I even spear-headed the S.A.D campaign at schools.” She looked in the young Layla's lost eyes, “I think I even remember speaking at YOUR high-school Layla.” She looked at Layla warmly, “I know your confused,” she pushed Layla's hands down, “but this isn't the way.”

Layla Miller, the lost little mutant nodded. “Your right Mrs. Richards,”the young girl was teary as Sue put an arm around her shoulders. The two walked off, with Sue talking about mentoring Layla.

Now....Funtzel's Towing Station....

Snnnnnnnnnnnnffffpppppppttttttttt

The Invisible Woman snorted a big line of coke off a villains hard dick, right in front of Pip.

Sue laughed. “You know me TOO well Foolkiller,” she moved her head to his dick and pulled it down into her mouth, sucking the remnants of cocaine from the hard cock. Pip would believe ANYTHING from that day forward. He had heard rumblings about Sue, but nothing he thought was substantial. Now, he watched Sue grab the murderous villains dick and slide it into her very **** mouth. Foolkiller threw a bag to Nega, and the young girl place a line on Sue's ass, while Sue sucked Foolkiller's cock. The villain poured some on his fist and sniffed it off, while Sue sucked his cock. Nega sniffed the coke off Susan's ass. Foolkiller placed coke on his fisted hand again, and brought it close to Sue's nose. With her mouth still filled with the bad guys cock, Sue took a deep whiff, inhaling the dust.

SNNNNNNNNFFFPPPPPP

Mad-Cap came over and sat in front of Nega Sonic. His prick hard and bright yellow and melty like his gross face. The **** X-girl laughed. “Don't do shit to my body or mind or whatever,” she stumbled forward in the pool, and pulled down the gross villains purple pants. Soon, she was taking it into her mouth. Pip watched the Invisible Woman of the Fantastic Four and Nega Sonic Teenage Warhead of the X-Men sucking two villains big dicks, high off ****.

It didn't end there. Macho Gomez made his way into the water, swimming his fat body over to Nega-Sonic. He got against the back of the pool, on the opposite side of Mad-Cap, and told Nega to move so he could 'get in there'. The girl pulled her mouth from the yellow villains dick and moved back, so Macho could place himself between her and the back side of the pool. The girl wrapped her legs around Macho, and his cock went inside her. Nega then went back to sucking Mad-Cap's cock.

Obnoxio the clown followed next, not wanting to get wet, holding his hands up with a cigar. He got next to Susan, who moved back, and let him get in a similar position as Macho who was two feet away, fucking Nega Sonic. Sue wrapped her legs around the fat smoking clown, and eased onto his cock in the water. Her mouth then returned to Foolkiller's cock. The two heroine girls were fucking villains against he side of the pool, doing all the work, and at the same time sucking tow other villains cocks.

But there were still two more players involved. Both Terror, and Slapstick were nude and stepping into the pool. “I get Susie's butt,” Slapstick stopped behind Sue and spanked her.

Terror reluctantly agreed. “Great.” The tall green Frankenstein villain looked fearful as moved to get behind Nega Sonic.

Pip watched in awe when Slapstick pushed his cock behind the moving Susan, and it disappeared. She closed her eyes as she sucked the Foolkiller's dick. “FUCK FUNBAG'S ASS IS ALWAYS TIGHT AFTER FUNTZEL CLOGS IT UP!”

Pip looked over then, realizing Funtzel and Obb and Orksa were still in room. Yet, the three just chatted about business and smoked cigars.

“You think that's tight,” Terror grunted, “try fucking this teen in the ass when she's cumming so much.”

Pip watched Sue Storm get filled in all three holes, right next Nega Sonic who had her own three holes filled. The girls looked like they were going through the motions in some **** state.

“You can literally count when these sluts cum by the way their asses tighten,” Slapstick joked holding Sue's hips as her fucked her ass. “They just keep cumming,” he chuckled. “My turn,” he was slamming his white body into Sue's body, shoving his cock in and out of her ass. “AHHHH FUCK!” The clown with purple hair smiled, and stiffened, and moments later he pulled his cock from her ass. It was still cumming, and he wiped it on her back.

Next to him, Terror was close. “I can't fucking do this...I can't fucking last up this teen's ass...” he grunted. He grabbed her muscular butt and leaned over, “AHHHH SHIT!” He humped his green ass into her twice more slowly. Then he pulled off, spanking her ass with his dick. “Let's finish the fucking hand,” he pointed to the table in the rec area.

“NO...... I'M IN THAT HAND!” Obnoxio yelled, holding Sue's hips as he fucked her. “FunBag's pussy is too loose.” He shouted. He pushed her off, and Sue was still somehow sucking Foolkiller's dick. Then the fat short clown came around behind Sue. He seemed apprehensive seeing Slapstick's clown cum leaking from Sue's butthole. “Shit...FUCK IT!” He pushed his relativity small, but hard cock inside Sue's bubbling ass. “Sloppy seconds for Obnoxio!” He lifted her hips and plowed her like a fuck-toy. “Bitch is STILL cumming,” he laughed. “AHHH FUCK...THERE IT IS....” He eased his movements. “THERE IT IS.... “ He quickly pulled off, still cumming spurting on her back. “What for me!” He cried out racing in the water after his nude buddies.

Foolkiller and Mad-Cap were getting annoyed. Foolkiller grabbed Sue's hair and began pulling her head up and down on his cock. He pumped his meat into her throat faster and faster. She wasn't really moving, and Pip wondered if she died of an overdose. Foolkiller was using her head as a masturbation tool, and he finally smiled and grunted, pushing Sue's head all the way down. The girl was tearing up, and ****, and cum poured from her nose. He pushed her head up and down two more times, and then pulled her hard off his cock, leaving her breathing heavy on the side of the pool, cum pouring from her gaping mouth, and nose. “I want in on the next hand,” the villain spoke, leaving the girl to grab a beer.

Next to Susan's heavy breathing body, Mad-Cap was jerking his cock into the face of Nega, whose eyes were closed. He finally began spraying the girl all over her face, holding her head up so she'd receive a heavy facial. He coated her hair, cheeks, nose, and chin. Then when he was done he slapped his dick on her face, to get the last drops out.

Macho Gomez was still fucking her, but he was getting cum on his fat stomach, and it upset him. So he lifted the young x-girl off his body and swan away, as if it didn't matter. Pip looked at Nega's face, almost dropping into the water now. Next to her Sue was still in that same position, but her eyes open now, blood red.

“Hey girls,” Macho shouted, “clean each other off and get over here,” he ordered, and the fat alien walked by Pip, and pulled his shorts down and kicked them off. Pip thought he was going for the bed, but the fat yellow alien sat on the toilet.

Pip returned his gaze to Susan and Nega. They were listening, apparently, because Sue was licking cum from Nega Sonic's face, between passionate kisses in the pool. The two naked girls dunked their heads under the water and swam over to the steps. Sue was first and she drunkenly crawled out, laughing the whole time, water pouring from her short blonde hair. Nega followed Sue, on all fours.

Susan crawled past Pip without even a glance. She crawled head low to Macho on the toilet. “Did you....did you go yet.”

“Fuck no,” he laughed. “Get up here X-Slut,” he ordered. The young teen lifted her **** body from the floor and walked like a zombie over to Macho. He turned her around so she faced away and spanked her ass. “Get this cock up your ass bitch, I ain't got all day,” he spanked her again.

The teen with shirt hair and the tight little body squatted. She reached down and gripped his cock, guiding it up her rectum. The mutant girl humped her wet ass down onto his cock. Water dripped from her body. Under them, Pip watched Sue sucking on his yellow warty toes.

“Ohhhh Macho,” Nega began to moan. “I'm gonna cum,” her **** addled body began humping up and down harder, shoving his small cock up her tight already fucked ass. Nega shook as she bottomed out on his dick, her juices flowing down and splashing in the toilet.

“Is that enough for you,” Macho looked down at Sue.

The drunk and **** Susan Storm nodded, head down. “There has to be a little....a little on it....for it to be good.” Sue was struggling to speak.

Macho Gomez pulled Nega-Sonic from his dick, with a 'pop'. He pushed her aside, and the girl almost fell over. Sue began to work her way up his legs, unable to lift her head. “Did you...did you go....”

“Nah...I know what you need whore,” the yellow villain laughed. He grabbed her head, and helped her get to his cock. Sue's mouth sank over his dick. Pip watched in horror as Macho Gomez's face winced. Pip heard that familiar noise...

Ppppppfffffffffffffffffffffffpppppppp.....

Of shit sliding out of sweaty butt cheeks. Sue's nose took a deep whiff. “It's called a Blumpkin,” Macho laughed letting go of Sue's head, as she eagerly began sucking his cock. “People don't really do it...supposed to be a joke...but this one...” he looked at Pip. “This one LOVES it.” He was moving his hips in time with Sue's mouth. Behind Sue, Pip watched Nega Sonic sucking on Sue's asshole, licking cu from her rectum. Macho was loving all of it, “If you can time it...time it just....just...right.....AHHHHHHH YEAAAAHHH!” The alien's yellow mouth opened wide in a smile.

PppppppppppppppfFFFFFFFFFFppppppppppppp..............

The yellow butt came off the toilet, and Sue's eyes fluttered, taking his cock all the way into her mouth. Pip watched Macho shit and cum at the exact same time. The look of bliss on his face, on HER face was astounding. She was sucking in the scent in her nostrils.

“Mmmmmmm,” she moaned eyes closing, and Pip watched her pussy drip and then pour. Nega got under her, licking and lapping it all.

Macho had to literally pull Sue off his cock. He left her slumped over the toilet, unflushed toilet for that matter. “She needs shit on your dick or she won't even do it.” Macho patted Pip's shoulder.

“Don't judge me,” Sue spoke, her head resting in her arms on the bowl of the toilet. “It...its just tastes better with a little shit....I mean...a little spice,” she corrected herself. “I.....I....like shit....” she finally admitted. “I'm Susan Storm-Richards, THE Invisible Woman,” she laughed. “I like the taste of shit.”

Pip watched Nega, still sucking cum from Sue's ass. Sue didn't move, and Nega didn't stop. Foolkiller came over and asked Pip to get in the poker game. He told him the girls would be fine. Pip followed the villain to the table.

“I'm in for this round,” Funtzel added and got out of the tub.

“BOSS MAN'S IN!” Foolkiller yelled and everyone cheered.

The poker hand suddenly got intense for the group. But Pip kept peaking at Sue, sleeping on the toilet, and Nega, still eating her asshole. “Are they alright.”

Foolkiller laughed, walking over to the girls. “They're fine.” He brought a small brown vial of white dust to Sue's face and slapped her cheek. Sue turned and took a whiff. It was like a light switch went off. Sue took a deep breath and smiled up at Foolkiller. Soon, Nega was on her feet thanks to cocaine.

Pip was shocked when the girls came over and began dancing and partying like nothing had happened.

It was at that point that pretty much everyone was nude, except Pip, Funtzel, and Obb and his lady friend Orksa. Obb and Orksa flirted and kissed in the hot-tub, Funtzel just played his hands, shooting the shit with his 'boys' and smoking cigars. Good one too, thought Pip as he puffed one.

At one point the poker hand got intense between Mad-Cap and Foolkiller. And entire months salary was on the table. Sue walked over tits bouncing. “Put your money were your mouth is boys,” she shook her ass. “Winner gets me...any position, any hole for an entire 24 hours, and NO one else.” She jokingly gave Funtzel the finger. He rolled his eyes and laughed smoking a cigar.

“I'm all in,” Foolkiller bragged. Both Mad-Cap and Foolkiller went all in. They wanted nothing more than a full day of fucking with Susan Storm-Richards. But when Madcap flopped his cards, he showed two aces, with one on the board. “SHIT,” Foolkiller sighed, sitting back in his chair. He had a High King Queen, both Spades. His chances were not great.

Sue seemed to sense this, and Pip watched her walk over and sit in the pustuled, bubbly warted lap of the skeleton like yellow villain. A long thin, bulbous yellow cock stood up between Sue's legs, and she pumped it slowly, sucking on Madcap's yellow slimy ear. He had a smile on those black lips, his head back, looking REAL happy he was going to get a day with Sue. Hell, thought Pip, who wouldn't be, and Pip looked down to his bulging erection. Next to Pip, sitting at the table, Terror was watching the hand, while Nega Sonic sucked his cock. Her hand went up and disappeared under Pip's tunic, and he grunted feeling her stroke his troll meat.

Slapstick dealt the next card, and it was a 3 of diamonds. Sue watched it, and then stood up straddling the yellow villain, she grabbed his cock and sank down slowly. The black lipped criminal gripped Sue's breasts and twisted her nipple rings, causing her to moan. His eyes were on Foolkiller's, when he could concentrate. “Your done old man,”

Foolkiller gave him the finger. “You're older than me there baldy,”

Slapstick dealt the next card. It was a 4 of Spades. Foolkiller held a hand up making a fist with a smile.

Sue Storm pulled herself off the yellow cock of Madcap, and sat back in his lap, returning to slowly stroking his cock. The look on Madcap's face was disappointment, but he still had two cards to go.

Pip was getting his cock jerked nice and hard, and he was fully erect again, he felt then a warm sensation and looked down, he saw the back of Nega Sonic's short black hair, the rest covered by his tunic as she sucked his cock slowly. She had to bend down, and it gave Pip a great view of her tight, toned thick young ass. Next to him, Terror had a floppy cock, so it looked like it was Pip's turn. “Ah,” he moaned as she moved her mouth all the way down his cock. She pulled off, and sank back again. “Ah,” the troll was groaning, watching the game, trying to concentrate, but the teen was making it hard.

Sue was still sucking Madcap's ear, jerking his cock, which was dribbling black cum. He was close to spraying when Slap-stick placed the fourth card down. “8 of Spades” the clown stated.

“FUCK YEAH!” Foolkiller clapped his hands.

Sue stood up, giving Madcap a 'tsk' 'tsk' shake of her head. She got behind Slapstick.

“NO!” Madcap groaned, his dick unserviced now. He reached over and groped Sue's white ass, sticking a dripping finger into her snatch. She moved a little closer back to allow his fingers to fuck her. Her hands rubbed his skinny yellow pustule arms.

He's still gonna win, she thought. Part of her wanted to see what a night with this yellow monster would entail. The other part of her wanted to fuck Foolkiller's brains out all the time.

Slapstick through the last card down. “9 of Spades.”

“OHHH SHIT!” The crowd shouted.

Madcap put his hands on his face. Foolkiller jumped up with a smile. Sue walked over and sat in Foolkiller's lap and kissed him, her legs over the side of his legs, her hands able to pump his cock. “Foolkiller fuckfest,” Sue gave him a fist pump in his lap, and they kissed again.

The party just kept going. Funtzel went back with his sister and Obb in the 'lovers' hot-tub.

Pip needed a beer. He got up off the couch. Next to him, Sue was sucking Slapstick's cock, Madcap was pushing his fingers into Sue's pussy, making it squish. Sue's eyes were closed and she kept moving her shoulder length bangs away to suck on the white cock.

Nega was on the arm rest of the couch, while Terror fucked her ass, and Obnoxio fucked her face hard. The boys were watching Blurnsball on the big screen. A live game, thanks to the time differences. Money was thrown down again.

Macho Gomez looked unattended in the middle of the couch, but Pip walked to the kitchen and saw Sue jerking off his yellow cock. Pip opened the right side of the almost ceiling sized industrial metal fridge. Behind him Foolkiller put his arm on the little trolls shoulder. “Grab me one bro.”

Pip grabbed two beers, and handed one to Foolkiller, not to happy of being this close to a nude man with an erection. But Foolkiller laughed. “You'll get used to it buddy.”

Pip watched Madcap get up and begin to shove his cock into Sue from behind, trying to watch the game, as he fucked whatever orifice her chose. Pip couldn't tell from this point of view.

“It's in her ass,” Foolkiller answered Pip's burning unspoken question. “It's always in her ass.” He laughed. “She isn't anything like the girl you see on TV right?”

“She's a complete whore!” Pip was shaking his head, still in disbelief.

Foolkiller gripped the troll's shoulder. “Its worse than that...she's also a **** addict....and.....she's a cannibal.”

Pip looked at him unable to grasp what the man said. But he brought Pip over to the large freezer, sitting next to the fridge. Foolkiller lifted the metal top, and the freezer hissed. The troll stepped back in shock and a little queasiness as her saw arms, legs, and heads....yes HEADS...of humans and Kree. “Is this...is this what she put my cum on...” He looked up to Foolkiller. “She ate my cum in a sandwich!”

The older villain sipped his beer and opened the left side of the fridge. “Bitch eats EVERYONE's cum,” and right before Pip's eyes, he saw an entire five racks of containers filled with chilled semen. Foolkiller had a bunch of containers, more than the rest, but it was ACTUALY Madcap who had the most containers of thick black cum on the racks. Pip recognized the names of Yon-Rogg and even Jack-Flag. What the fuck, he thought. Then he noticed a jar with his OWN nae on it. “She'll get more from you,” Foolkiller laughed, “she always gets more.”

Pip noticed a half drank container. It read 'Raccoon. Dumb Rodent.” He was confused.

“He's around here somewhere,” Foolkiller laughed once again predicting the questions in Pip's confused brain. “Always is that little shit.”

From behind them, Sue stood up, purple clown cum dripping from her mouth. She was swaying softly, with droopy eyes. “Who wants to play OOKI GOOKIE SUSIE!” She held her hands up and everyone cheered.

Two years ago (Earth time that is).....Stark Towers....

There was a celebration after Secret Invasion, where all the heroes of Earth made it to Stark Tower. Dozens of Earth and Space based heroes. Pip was drunk, and so was She-Hulk, she was going around making out, forcefully with MANY men, from Johnny Storm, to Hercules, to Juggernaut. At one point, Susan Storm grabbed her arm. She-hulk tried to get free, but her friend used her powers to stop her.

“You don't have to flaunt it all the time, and beg for sex Jen,” Sue looked up at her friend. “Your a strong women, and sex is about love and intimacy between an man an woman. It doesn't have to be a fling every time or fly by the seat of your pants experience.”

“I know,” Jen Walters sighed. “I know Sue.”

“Sex should be close and intimate and a celebration of love Jen, not just stick something in wherever and whenever.” Sue Storm rubbed her friends green arm.

Pip watched Jen Walters walked away with the Invisible Woman. “You're right Susan,” the green beauty uttered. “Your always right.”

Now.....Party Central....Meeting of villains...over Sue's body...somewhere in space

“LAST ONE TO CUM ON ME LOSES!” Sue shouted looking up into Pip's eyes. “Don't lose Rookie!” Sue smiled and opened her mouth. Pip watched a huge green dick slide into Sue's open mouth. She was laying on a table, placed above a blue wading pool, with the entire crew around her.

Pip was between her tits. He'd drawn tit job, which apparently was a good thing. Next to him on either side, was Macho and Foolkiller, they drawn the 'hands'. Sue had placed body parts in a hat. Walked around bouncing naked and money was thrown down. Terror got the mouth, and Obnoxio got the ass. Macho Gomez and Slapstick drew the 'feet'. They gasped in sadness seeing 'feet', but Sue gave them a chance, and put 'jerked off by Nega' back in the hat with a another 'straight feet' card. Macho grabbed the 'jerked off by Nega' card with glee.

Pip had asked who gets the pussy. Everyone laughed. Sue looked at him and said “Nobody fucks Sue Storm's pussy anymore Rookie.”

So now, Pip watched Terror sawing his cock into Sue's throat. Pip ACTUALLY saw his cock outline slicing in the throat. The green hands held the head as he fucked the woman's face hard. Her hands were pumping the two villains next to him fast. Her body was moving, so he knew Obnoxio was fucking. Pip turned back to the left, seeing Macho's fat body above Sue's waist, as small feminine hand pumped his little yellow cock. Back and to the left, Pip saw Slapstick, literally fucking the heels of Sue's left foot as he watched. He didn't seem too unhappy at that moment.

Pip was FAR behind, and worried about losing, so he pushed his dick between Sue's big firm hard tits, smashing them around his hard troll cock. He was kneels over her stomach and began fucking her tits quickly. Part of him still felt bad for Sue Storm, but part of him wanted to see cum all over her body. With her tits, he controlled the pressure around his dick. It didn't take long. And he grunted, slicing his cock through the top of her cleavage and splashing cum on her neck. He kept cumming, even though it was his third orgasm. Trolls could fuck, he told women. He gave her a thick white pearl necklace.

“Lucky fuck,” Foolkiller said. “No one last between Sue Storm's tits” He said fucking Sue's hand.

Pip hopped off, just in time, as Obnoxio pulled from Sue's ass. Holding his hands on his head as his cock spurted onto Sue's stomach, right where Pip was sitting.

He moved out of the way, next to Pip, and watched. Sue could now use both feet to pump Slapstick's cock, and she did so quickly.

“FUCK YEAH!” The purple haired white clown smiled, giving Macho Gomez the finger as Sue's feet fucked her cock.

Macho looked back at Nega, who was pumping his cock harder. “Hurry up.”

She pushed him with anger. “I am you fat fuck,” she kept pumping his little dick. “You're not even hard, how many times you cum tonight?”

“FUCK...YEAH!” Slapstick grunted, holding Sue Storm's dainty feet together and his cock began to explode, sending purple cum all over her small white feet, it dripped and dripped, and Sue began running her feet on his shaft, her toes collecting purple sperm between each toe.

Pip was still watching Slapstick cum when he heard Terror groan loudly and deep. The troll looked over to see the green monstrous villain holding Sue's head as he slowly shoved green cock all the way into her throat. A hush went over the crowd.

FFFFPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFF!

Susan Storm sneezed, with the cock in her mouth, or so it sounded like as green cum shot from her nose like a geyser landing on her tits, and even on the load that Obnoxio placed on her stomach.

“Your going to lose,” Madcap taunted, and Pip turned his attention to the men being jerked off. “You''ll be getting the cage for one,” the yellow man howled. His head went back, and Sue's hand pumped harder, until black cum flung from the dick, hitting the tit on the opposite end of the yellow villain. He kept cumming black bubbly cum, all over both tits now, covering her.

“SHIT NO!” Foolkiller was fucking Sue's fist. Pip looked at Sue's face, she was breathing heavy, green cum rolling down her face, since her head was off the table, and Terror had taken his cock out. She was staring at the wall, but still jerking off Foolkiller.

Foolkiller turned his body towards his final opponent. “She can't give a handie,” he laughed at Macho who was fucking Nega-Sonic's hand. Foolkiller smiled, and ran his hand through his hair. “Here it cums fatty,” he taunted.

“No,” Macho begged, “HARDER YOU TEEN LESBO!”

“I'M TRYING YOU FAT FUCK!” Nega pushed him again, still pulling the little yellow dick.

It was too late, as Foolkiller began to spray Sue's stomach while she pumped him harder and with more pressure. He rubbed her forearms affectionately as he emptied his load over and over, covering her stomach and hitting her unfucked vagina with white cum.

“SHIIIT!” Macho grunted, and finally came himself, his cum flinging on Sue's left leg, and then her right.

Pip watched a happy as shit Nega Sonic walk to the kitchen and get something from the top drawer next to the freezer. She walked back and everyone was laughing at Macho Gomez. Nega Sonic bent down and hooked up a cock cage to Macho, and locked it. “That's what you get you FAT FUCK! NO PUSSY, NO ASS, NOTHING FOR 48 HOURS!” She grumbled something about showering as she walked away.

Foolkiller slapped Pip on the back, both men with floppy cocks. “Don't lose Ookie Gookie Susie rook,” he laughed. “Let's grab a beer.”

He walked over with the boys, back to the den area. Funtzel, Obb and Orksa were playing cards in the hot-tub, sipping drinks and smoking stoges. Pip kept looking over to Sue, still splayed out on her back, not moving, not doing anything but breathing, covered in all colors of cum. Black, white, yellow, green. She had that **** out look, and Pip wondered if she would die. At one point Nega helped her off the table and into the empty blue kidde pool. Sue was lying over the side, breathing heavy, not moving. Nega, with Terror's help moved the table.

It was at this point that Nega walked into the pool. The large hippo-crab Orksa watched the nubile fit young X-girl, and followed her. Pip watched Obb, her boyfriend looked at them like a hawk.

“GO,” Funtzel slapped him on the back. “Have fun.” He puffed his cigar with a smile.

Foolkiller insisted Pip come sit and drink with the guys. The small male nut-hugging swim shorts were back on the men, which made Pip a little less uneasy. He sat and chatted. Constantly worried about Sue, who wasn't moving, just leaning over the side of the blue pool, ass up, covered in cum on her front side. It dripped from her body. He still couldn't match his image of the Invisible Woman to this trash bag **** out whore in the kiddie pool.

Obnoxio got up and stated he needed to piss. He called for Nega Sonic to 'clean Sue's ass out'. Pip looked over, and into the pool. Nega was making out, sort of, with that huge hippo-crab who had her pincher shoved between the small girls legs. Obb, the Cyclops looked on from a few feet away in the pool. His thick orange fat horse like cock was being jerked at the top by Nega, and at the bottom by his woman's pincher.

The fat clown villain took his piss and walked over to Susan. “Let's go Nega, do your shit,” he clicked his fingers. “I want Sue's ass, but I don't want a bunch of cum on my dick.” He clicked his fingers. “You can get back to your lesbian shit after you suck the cum outta Sue's ass.”

Pip watched the young fit teen swim slowly and grunting in annoyance towards the kiddie pool right off the side of the tub. She pulled herself out of the pool, and crawled to Susan, and placed her lips between Sue's cheeks. The troll watched an X-Man suck the cum outta the ass of a member of the Fantastic Four, and no one batted and eye-lash. Instead, they were cheering on a Blurnsball team watching the game.

Obnoxio had enough, and kicked Nega away. “Beat it DYKE!”

She slapped him with no **** at all, and slowly crawled back to the pool. It took her some time to make it back to Orksa who was kidding her boyfriend.

Pip looked to see Obnoxio place his dick in Sue's ass, and begin to hump the life-less heroine. He was holding her hips up and fucking her ass. “No one cum in FunBag's ass again...seriously guys....don't ruin the party.” He commanded, to villains waving him off in annoyance. The fat clown pulled out when he was ready and pushed Sue's ass cheeks around his dick, and fucked her crack until he sprayed her back with cum. Finished with his fuck, he walked back to the den. Sue remained in the position the clown left her in, her head on the side of the tub looking strung out.

The Terror got up and said his goodbyes. “It's getting late, I want to sleep, and work on the new haulers.” People boo'd him for talking of work. Pip observed him walk behind Sue, lift her ass up and pull his speedo down, he shoved his green cock in Sue's asshole, and fucked her until he was ready. The large green man pulled out and fucked her ass crack, until he came on her back and her blonde hair.

Next, Madcap decided to leave, and fucked Sue's ass, and came on her back before leaving. He was followed by Slapstick, and another anal fuck and splash of load on Sue's back.

Obb and Orksa took off next, hand in pincher smiling like lovers. Pip looked back, and saw Nega sleeping her back against the pool. Funtzel was storing in the hot-tub. Sue was face down over the side of the kiddie pool, ass up, covered in semen head to toe now.

Macho and Foolkiller were staying to the wee hours of the night. Pip just kind wondered about all of it. He asked why they wouldn't give Sue coke again, but Foolkiller said that'd probably kill her. Her 'Molly' was MDMA, meth, crack, and opiates. “Can't give her too much,” he said.

Pip began to doze off on the couch, while Macho and Foolkiller still gambled. He woke at one point, looking back to see Rocket Raccoon fucking Sue's ass, and giving him the thumbs up. Maybe that was a dream.

Around 430 AM, Pip felt a tug on his leg. He looked down to see Nega Sonic, dazed and ****, looking up with blood shot eyes. “Can I stay with you?”

Foolkiller slapped Macho. “Time to get out boys. Let the loves have quality time,” he looked to see Funtzel sleeping in the hot-tub and Sue face down ass up, eyes closed, covered in jizz. The man walked over, and took his place behind Sue, sticking his cock in her ass, while Pip held up Nega, and Macho complained about his cage. “Not coming off fatty,” Foolkiller laughed, pulling out and showering Sue with cum on her ass and back.

Macho and Foolkiller left, but Pip was having trouble with Nega Sonic, as she fell over. “We're gonna fuck....” she laughed. “In the morning,” she fell over and Pip helped her up. “BUT I'M TOTALLY A LESBIAN DUDE!” She insisted.

As they made their way past Susan Storm, Pip was shocked when she grabbed his leg. “CAN I GIVE YOU A BLUMPKIN!” Pip didn't know what to say. “It's...its....you’ll like it,” Sue couldn't lift her head. Black, yellow, white, purple and green cum poured off her hair and her face. “It' when you shit and I....I suck your cock...” she pointed to Nega. “But you have to fuck her ass first for the shit to be....to be on your....”

Nega pushed Sue into the small tub. Pip saw it was filled with about an inch of cum. He was shocked, as Sue's body laid in swirling colors of cum. She was dipping her hands in it, unable to lift her head, and putting gobs of rainbow cum into her mouth. “I love cum....I love shit...” she laughed..... “I love crack....” She kept feeding herself cum as they walked past slowly. “Does anyone have CRACK?”

“No,” Pip finally spoke to her after hours of just watching. “You might want to go to bed.”

“Fuck you,” Sue tried to lift her hand but couldn't. “Give me food then...FOOD!” Her swaying her made a motion to the fridge. Pip left Nega down by the tub. Food would do Sue good. Pip opened 'her' side of the fridge. “GIVE ME THE HUMAN MEAT!” She tried lifting her hand. “EARTH....” She shouted. “NOT XANDARIAN....EARTH MEAT!” Pip was looking through the various tubs and tins. Looking for what she wanted. “There is a thigh...A BIG ASS THIGH on the bottom in blue Tupperware.” The trill found the large box and opened the lid, seeing a half eaten human thigh. She was insistent now. “Bring it...I'll eat it cold, its fine.”

The small troll brought the large tub of a human leg over to Sue, he opened it and left it by the side of the pool. He helped Nega to her feet. Pip walked away holding a flopping Nega Sonic Teenage Warhead, leaving Susan Storm the Invisible Woman in a tub of villain's cum. He turned back to see Sue's face buried in the Tupperware, and she came up with a chunk of flesh in her mouth, chewing with a smile, as cum dribbled down her face. “FUCK YOU...YA LITTLE HUMAN BITCH!” She shouted chewing flesh. She couldn't even eat the whole thing and it fell from her mouth. He closed the door. “PLEASE LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK WHILE YOU SHIT!” She begged from inside.

He was horrified by Susan and Nega Sonic. He dragged the nude girl to his room, it took some time. And all his strength. The girl crawled to his bed, and placed her face on the pillow her ass up. “You can fuck my ass if you want,” she said drifting off in front of him.

“I'm ok,” the troll hero said.

“HA,” the young x-girl with her firm ass up laughed. “Why you so hard then dude.”

Pip looked down. He was hard as a rock. As much as he didn't want to admit. He had a blast. Part of him felt bad, and not for Sue, but that he didn't get to fuck her ass. Especially when she at the human meat. FUCK HUMANS, the troll agreed. The snoring girl's ass was in his view. Pip the troll lit a cigar, and hoped on his bed. He gripped the teens ass with one hand and puffed his cigar with the other. Then he slowly shoved his cock in the young girls sleeping ass.

This a gonna be a good job, he thought.