Full on Witch

The man stopped time. He removed Roberta from her car. Using some transparent shipping tape, he taped a broom to her right hand. The broom had a toy stuffed black cat attached to the straw brush end. He then used the topical Novocaine he picked up earlier and rubbed it on the inside of her lips and on her tongue.

The man went back to Roberta's car. He put the empty bottle of vodka in her purse as well as the empty bottle of green dye.

He put Roberta on the sidewalk in an upright position and restarted time.

Roberta stumbled then caught herself. Her head was swimming with intoxication. "What the fuck?" She said as she saw the broom. With her free hand, she tried to pull the broom free. The Novocaine kicked in. "Whas huhhpunen?"

The man called 911 from a drop phone. "Yes, there's a crazy woman in a witch costume. She has green hair and green all over her face. She looks drunk and is terrorizing people on the sidewalk!" He gave the address.

As Roberta staggered against a wall, passerbys avoided her.

The man stopped time again. He put an Alka Seltzer tablet into Roberta's mouth and squirted some red food coloring into her mouth. He then put her in front of a day care center and leaned her against the front door.

He went back and restarted time.

Roberta fell through the doors of the day care center. She started foaming at the mouth. The foam turned red.

The kids in the day care center screamed in terror as a witch with green skin and hair and foaming red foam at the mouth stumbled in. "Hauhhhh muhhhhh!" said Roberta as she tried to spit out the foam.

"Get the kids to the back!" shouted a woman a she walked over to try to block Roberta. "Leave this kids alone! Get out!"

"Uhhhh nuhhh muhhh!" said Roberta. She was drunk, could not think straight, and she was drooling red foam. She staggered back outside.

A police cruiser pulled up with lights flashing.

The man stopped time. He cut the tape from Roberta's hand. He went back and restarted time.

Two police officers got out of the the cruiser. "Stop right there!" said one. "Drop the broom!"

Roberta dropped the broom. She was still staggering.

"Stop!" said the officer.

Roberta leaned against the wall of the day care center.

The cops approached her and handcuffed her.

"Muhh hummm uhhh!" said Roberta.

"Damn, she's drunk as hell and probably high as a kite too," said one officer. "Ma'am, you have the right to remain silent...."

The cops took the hat off of Roberta. The man stopped time and ran handfulls of extra hold gel through Roberta's hair. He then rubbed some chili powder on her anus then hid and restarted time.

The cops drove off with a drooling Roberta screaming unintelligible nonsense in the backseat.

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The next day, Roberta's antics were all over the news. The day care released security footage of Roberta stumbling in and foaming at the mouth, and Roberta's mug shot, with her green face, red marks around her mouth and down her chin, and wild green hair all messed up, was all over the internet.

"Two down," said the man.