Fuck it (him, her, them, whatever)

"Yes!" Dan-Bambi said, "I'll marry you, Billy-Bob!" Billy-Bob's face broke out in the biggest stupidest grin Dan-Bambi had ever seen. It was a no-brainer, really, he had burned his bridges at this company, they didn't give a rat's ass about him, they had decanted his mind into this sex-crazed Gynoid body and left him to be used and abused by whoever walked past and Billy-Bob was offering him a way out of all this shit. After he was out of here he could make a run for it by himself once he was outside the building, but looking at the big dumb ox's face (and package) he thought, well, maybe sticking with him for a day or two, a week at most, that might not be such a bad idea...

Fifteen minutes later Billy-Bob tagged out at the office building's employee door with an oversized Boston bag slung over his shoulder. "What's in the bag?" his security department colleague on door duty asked in a bored tone of voice as he hit the door release button.

"Laundry, my uniforms need cleaning." Billy-Bob replied as casually as he could manage, hoping the door guy wouldn't notice his "laundry" was wriggling slightly.

"Yeah yeah, see you tomorrow." the guard said disinterestedly before returning his attention to the porn channel streaming on his phone.

A week later Billy-Bob had a temporary gig as doorman in a roadhouse several states distant from his previous employer while Dan-Bambi worked in the same establishment as a "waitress". Dan-Bambi got half the takings for his extracurricular activities in the small back-rooms of the roadhouse which helped pay for their cheap motel room and necessities. Two weeks later they were still together just because, and four weeks later they were in upstate Louisiana, with Dan-Bambi wearing a white wedding dress and a veil and no underwear and standing beside Billy-Bob in front of the preacher as they made their wedding vows with Dan-Bambi anticipating Billy-Bob undressing him in the bridal suite and running his big hands over his bigger breasts and mashing and suckling them before throwing him onto the marital bed and ploughing him unmercifully until he came and came and came and...

They both lived happily ever after.