Fuck No!

"Bullshit!" Lucy shouts and slams her door and locks it before running to her phone in her bedroom. Peaking out of her bedroom window, she sees the wait for a moment and then leave, casually walking down the street.

She doesn't hear from the maid again, and when she tries to login to the Maid 4 Me website she gets a message that simply says "We're sorry you didn't like our gift. We will not bother you again. But, feel free to use our site whenever you want." She discovers that she now has a permanent premium membership to the site and a letter in her inbox says that if she wants, she can join the company as a full time Maid designer. Which she thinks about for a moment but ultimately ignores, forgetting it ever existed.

End.