Fuck Kelly First

   You're eager to meet the team of nubile young cheerleaders, but right now you want to spend some more time with their coach.  You'll have plenty of time to instruct your new pupils later.  

Kelly says, "So shall we go to the gym now? The girls are probably all there waiting for us."

"They can wait a little longer. There's something else I want to do first.", you respond.

"What would that be Mr. Doe?", Kelly asks.

You rise from your chair. As you walk to the door, you say "I think you know Coach". You lock the door. She quickly clears everything off her desk, sweeping paper and pens to the floor.

And then you ...