Fuck Buddies

"Ariana, we'll be fuck buddies from now on. I have Dua Lipa as my sex slave, but obviously she will still work, so if she is unavailable I will call you."

"Sounds good!" Ariana said. Her and I exchanged numbers, and she left after giving Olivia a slap on the ass.

I wanted a pet next. A celebrity who I could treat like a dog, feed and fuck doggystlye each day.

"Shailene Woodley," I said. "She has the build of a pet, and she will be fiesty and need training."

I asked Olivia if she had Shailene's number, and surprisingly she did. Apparently they had met at an event and hit it off.

I had Olivia call Shailene, then I waited.