Fu: The Ultimate Overachiever!

"So...who do you think we should catch for the boss man?" Fu asked Temari as they leapt across the rooftops.

"Unfortunately, we have no way of knowing who would be the most useful at this time. Rather, we should wait for now to see if we can pick the strongest of them. I know that there are several heiresses in his graduating class, so one of them might be our best option. He would obviously know them, and they would have the greatest overall potential."

"...But are they hot though?" Fu asked.

"...The Hyuga clan is famous for their well endowed women, and the Yamanaka are know for being quite athletic. I don't know about any of the others."

"We don't need the others. I've got the sporty look covered, just check out these abs!" Fu said proudly as she slapped at her own stomach. "We should definitely go for the girl with the magic eyeballs. She'd be able to tell us if someone is wrapping up to hide how big they are!"

"...Or help us see through Genjutsu and protect our group in battle." Temari replied blandly. "You know, the actual useful ninja applications."

"Or you could just stop being a boring bore!" Fu pouted.

"Whatever. Let's go and get this girl already so we can get to sleep. I want to be able to do well on the test tomorrow."

"Sure! Wait..." Fu didn't even move to jump before an idea suddenly struck her upside the head. A wide, delightfully evil grin grew on her face. "Teach me the weird hypno wind thing."

"Why? The brainwashing will take a while unless I add the Fox chakra to it."

"I don't need a Fox silly! I have a Beetle."

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The next day, when Naruto walked into the testing area with a huge smile on his face. Even without factoring in all the weirdness from last night, it was finally time for the test! He could start making a name for himself, and proving that he was worth becoming Hokage!

"Ah...hello Naruto." A timid voice sounded behind him. The blonde turned to see Hinata, the weird super shy girl from his class standing behind him. Her teammates were standing a short distance away, chatting with the InoShikaCho group.

"I just wanted to wish you good luck..." She said shyly, even as she unconsciously slipped a pair of her panties into his pocket. Naruto looked down at his side in disbelief, and Hinata shuffled slightly, unable to figure out why Naruto was making that face.

"Jiggle a bit for me a Hinata." Naruto said quietly. Hinata's eyes flashed and she instantly began shaking her torso so that her chest would bounce around. As did the red head from Grass who had walked into listening range.

"Huh? How many...?" Naruto asked aloud.

"Every. Single. Foreign. Babe." The girl from Waterfall whispered into his ear.