The First Test

Naruto could barely pay any attention at all when the scarred man gave the instructions for the test. Almost every girl in this room except for a few of the local ones. They, they couldn't help themselves. Fuu had seen to that. They would do ANYTHING for him. While her teammates had attacked and injured Kabuto, the girl from Sound looked him dead in the eye as she squeezed her boobs together underneath her shirt and started licking the air directly above them; pantomiming an enthusiastic tit job.

Temari was off in the corner with two other boys, one covered in strange makeup while the other one stood out from the crowd with his bright red hair. She was slowly waving a small fan her their faces as she talked to them. Their jaws were slack, their eyes vacant, and Temari made sure to send him a wink over her shoulder when he caught her gaze. So that was a whole team under his sway.

The rest of the kunoichi sent him secretive glances as they waited for their test to begin, all except for another girl from grass, a tall girl who just looked dazed and confused.

Fuu...Fuu had somehow cornered Ino alone when the Sound ninja and Kabuto had their little scuffle. Fuu was standing directly behind her, tilting her head straight towards Naruto and whispering into her ear the whole while. Her hand was glowing a pale green, pouring energy into the blonde's head to make her brain nice and empty. Neither Choji nor Shikamaru noticed as their friend's eyes started to droop, nor when a dopey little smile spread across her face as she mouthed the word 'MASTER'. Naruto had put his stealth skills to the test as he tried to discreetly adjust his pants in a room full of people paid to be hyper observant.

Then the scarred man had yelled for everyone to find their seats and he had found himself next to Hinata once more. The girl still had no idea that she was completely in his power, and Naruto couldn't resist hitting her with another command. Her foot now slowly slid up and down the side of his leg while she tried to write out the answer to the test.

Then came the actual test itself. There had been a brief moment of panic when Naruto had read over the test and discovered that he couldn't answer anything...but then all sorts of help arrived. For the first question, the chime of a bell had rung through the room. Plenty heard it, but the examiners were unable to determine the actual purpose, or how the girl from Sound might be helping her team cheat. Their focus was entirely in the wrong spot. Under genjutsu, Naruto could see the entire first answer before him, with the words 'trace me' right beside it.

The next question came to him with the wind, blown into his ear in Temari's voice.

The third, a line of tiny insects crawled onto his desk and spelled out the answer for him.

For the first time in his life Naruto had completed a test with more than 30 seconds to spar.

This day...could this day get any better?