From Clean to Dirty

"I think these girls need another fund raiser," said Mike. He waved the wand.

In a flash, Mike and Jim were in the basement. It was full of holiday decorations, extra chairs and tables, and stacks of boxes. Mike waved the wand again. Suddenly the basement was clear except for a shallow pool full of mud. "Once a week, the girls pair up and mud wrestle fully clothed. The winner is the one who strips the other naked. The loser then must run a lap around the block then serve as the winner's lesbian **** for a week, and of course, it's broadcast on pay-per-view, but the local frats get a big discount."

"Very nice," said Jim. "When does it begin?"

Mike waved the wand. A group of girls made their way into the basement. One was dressed like a referee. "OK, ladies," she said. "First up is McKenzie and Brittany!"

Two girls got into the mud. They started throwing and kicking mud at each other, splatting mud all round, but since all of the girls in the basement were about to get all muddy, they did not care their clothes were being splattered with mud.

Soon the two girls lunged at each other, knocking each other into the mud. Then they got up and started going at it more.

Jim took the wand and waved it. "Now this turns them on: the ones wrestling, and the ones watching."

"Nice," said Mike. He and Jim continued to enjoy the show as the two girls, now thoroughly coated in mud, were rolling around in the muck and tearing each other's clothes off.