From Boss to Bimbo

Michelle Palmer stood smugly smiling as Burt, the young IT guy came in early for work. "That's right, Burt," she said, "no on works 9-5 anymore. This client is from the east coast, so it's not early for them. Now go set up the computer and video stuff and whatnot."

Burt smiled. He did not move.

"Uh, did you not hear me? Earth to Burt!"

Burt closed his eyes, raised his hands and said something in a strange language.

Burt said something else in the strange language.

"Like, what's like going on?" asked Michelle. "Why am I like talking like this, you know like totally?"

Burt smiled.