Fred vs. Farsel

Daenerys killed one merc after another. Fred opted to get dressed before engaging any mercenaries in combat. By the time he was ready, Daenerys had killed everyone in on the top floor of the farmhouse.

"Wow, you are really good at killing things" he said.

"Thank you, daddy" said Daenerys, kissing him on the cheek.

The two headed down the stairs to fight more mercenaries. Daenerys did most of the fighting. Fred initially struggled before remembered he could just hit everyone in the nuts.

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Outside Farsel had her plan. It was all that idiot's fault. If he didn't get lucky and have the dragon imprint on him, it'd be her's. But if he was dead, Farsel might be able to claim it. Now Farsel didn't have a lot of magic spells.

She could only shoot fireballs (which wouldn't work on the dragon) or summons chains (which the dragon could break out of). But both of these spells would be enough to deal with the human.

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Fred and Daenerys both figured that it it might be that dark elf.

"Don't worry, I'm fire proof" said Daenerys.

"But I'm not" said Fred, "I have a plan"

Fred went to the tap and filled the bucket with water. He then placed the bucket on top of the door, leaving it ajar.

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Outside Farsel and a few mercenaries were waiting for her enemies to leave the farmhouse.

Eventually Farsel lost her patience.

"They're probably weakened by now" she said.

Farsel burst through the doors only for a bucket of water to land on her. She quickly took the bucket off and attempted to shoot a fireball at Fred when she found it not working.

"Dammit, why won't my magic work?" she said, "what did you do to me?"

"You're too wet to cast fire magic" said Fred, "the only question now is, what do we do with you?"

Farsel did not like where this was going?

"I still have men outside" she said.

Fred this grabbed Farsel and took her outside.

"You the rest of this bitch's mercenaries?" he asked, "well, we've outmatched your leader, we've owned all the other douchebags who broke in here. You all have zero chance of defeating us just just get the fuck outta here"

The remaining mercenaries all just ran.

"Come back here you cowards" Farsel screamed.

"You've lost, elf, I never did get your name" said Fred.

"Its Farsel, the last woman you'll ever see"

"Yeah, sure you are" said Fred, "I'm Darth Vader"