Fred and co stop in a village

On their way to Amazonia, Fred, Sara, Daenerys and Farsel reached a nearby village. There were no signs of Crimson Dominion.

"So what are we doing here?" asked Fred.

"If we're to save Alice, we need supplies" Sara told him.

"I see your point, I'll need some armour to impress Princess Alice"

"Wait, what?!"

"Well, you see the reason Daenerys joined my harem is because she imprinted on me, you joined because you're a peasant with no better options and Farsel is our ****, so she has to be part of my harem" said Fred, "but Alice is a princess so I've actually got to impress her"

"You mean like losing weight?"

Suddenly, Fred punched Sara in the vagina. The girl fell down, clutching her pussy in pain.

"I am not that fat" said Fred, "what I need is a shiny suit of armour. Princesses dig knights in shining armour"

"Shining armour? That stuff's expensive and its doesn't stay shiny for long" said Sara, "unless is the ornamentive type that royals and actors wear"

"Can't we just carry the armour and then I can put it on right before we rescue Alice?"

"You think my bag will fit in a suit of armour? I need that for my shoes and my whip"

"Why not just wear your shoes like a normal person?"

"I told you I can't afford a second pair so I only use them when I need to"

"What about a horse? Princesses dig horses"

"We can't afford a second pair of shoes, what makes you think we can afford a horse?"

"Well, if I'm to be the Dark Lord of Arizelle, I gotta do bad stuff, lets steal some horses"

Stealing a horse didn't seem too Dark Lordy to Fred. Darkseid, Thanos, Darth Vader (the original character, not Fred's dark lord name), Voldemort, Sauron, Shao Kahn and Skeletor didn't steal horses, they conquered.

But right now Fred didn't have power on their scale so stealing horses it was.

"Have you ever ridden a horse?" asked Sara.

"How hard can it be?"

"We're gonna need a whole carriage"