Fox Door

Through the door Nami stepped onto an eerily familiar ship, only to be greeted with an equally eery laugh.

"Fehfehfehfehfeh, isn't this a familiar face?" There stood at the centre was Foxy the pirate. Cheers resounded all around as bleachers surrounded the docked boat, and right away Nami knew that she had walked into a round of what had to be the Davy Back Fight.

"THE RULES ARE SIMPLE," announced the referee, flying on his bird above in the sky. "WHOEVER IS KNOCKED **** OR OUT OF THE RING FIRST IS THE LOSER, WITH THE LAST PERSON STANDING AS THE VICTOR.

COMBATANTS READY?

GO!"

"Wait, this is too sudden!" Nami shouted in protest, only to scream and duck as a purple beam flew at her.

"Noro Noro!" shouted Foxy, his attack having missed. "You were right to dodge that, since everything hit by my beam is indefinitely slowed for 30 seconds."

"I already know that," she replied, already preparing a counter as she pointed the tip of her staff at her opponent's fat gut. "GUST SWORD!"

A funnel of wind shot forward, and before the pirate captain could comprehend what was happening, he was flying and spinning off the edge of his ship, screaming.

"OH SO CRUEL!" shouted the ref. "WITHOUT MERCY THE CAT BURGLAR HAS KNOCKED THE BOSS OVER THE SIDE!"

"Shut up!" Nami scowled. "That's it, right? I won."

"Fehihihihi."

The voice sent chills down the length of her spine. Looking over, she saw the captain pop out of a hole from the deck. He was dripping wet, obviously just pulled from the sea.

"You have to knock me over into the sea to win!" he declared, hands triumphantly on his waist.

"No, you obviously fell in," she pointed out. "In fact, how did you get out –"

From behind two pairs of strong arms suddenly wrapped around her neck and waist.

"What the – Isn't this a one on one battle?!"

"This is my new technique!" shouted Foxy. "Foxy Clones!"

She looked over her shoulders, the large physique of the men holding her obviously not a match for their captain's. The only thing that resembled him, were the poorly drawn masks they wore over their heads.

"That's a lie!" she struggled, kicking. "This is obviously cheating – Hey ref!"

The ref shook his head, accepting the situation.

"Hey!"

The clone grabbing her neck had moved his hands to her breasts, squeezing and pulling them through the fabric of her bra.

"Where do you think you're touching? Let go!"

"I have no control over the actions of my clones, fehihihi..." Foxy pulled back a fist.

"No, wait!"

NORO NORO BEAM!