Fortuna has busted! (No Whiplash)

{if@ Opponent's Pile > 2}The leader of the Soldiers of Fortune bashed both fists down onto the table, trembling with rage. "Another bust?! You've got to be kidding me! Are you certain you've shuffled that deck?!" she growled through her clenched teeth. "Th-That's not... you can't-!" she lowered her head to the table.

To all the others, it looked as though Fortuna was so angry that she couldn't stop her from shaking. From that distance, however, Robin couldn't help but notice something different in her opponent's eyes. It looked like fear.

"Are you... okay?" Robin asked, beginning to reach across to place one hand upon her opponent's shoulder.

Fortuna suddenly returned to her usual self, raising her head with a distasteful frown turning down the corners of her lips downward as her eyes shot daggers. "Am I okay? Ha! The thirst for vengeance I feel won't be satiated until you're saluting me without a shred of clothing on your body, subordinate!" she snarled. "And I will return the dishonor you've placed upon me tenfold!"

Robin sighed, then shrugged with a cocky smirk. "The one who's about to be dishonored here is you, 'Boss!' You remember the rules, right?"{endif}{if Opponent's Pile <3}Fortuna's challenging grin turned into a look of shocked horror as she read the cards back. "No! No-nonononono! I can't bust, not now!" she cried out, grabbing the table and shaking it hard enough to jostle all its contents. "Aaaaagh!"

"Calm down, please! I'll have to throw you out like when they tilt the pinball machines at an arcade!" Robin joked, smiling awkwardly as she attempted to steady the table with her own hands.

"No, you can't! Anything but that!" the boss protested, wide-eyed as she shook her head back and forth. "I'm sorry! I won't shake it again! Don't put me out there with them!"

"Well, that might depend on what you still have left to put up as collateral!"{endif}