Food fight

As you wander down the hall, you see a girl wearing a Hillary Duff concert t-shirt. You smile as you think of Lindsay and the feud she has with Duff. You concentrate, and soon everyone is heading to the gym. You follow.

In the center of the gym is a boxing ring, but the floor of the ring is recessed. The students file in and fill the gym. The lights go out, and music starts. From one entrance, Lindsay Lohan enters. She's wearing hot-pink silk robe. She's sober again. She's barefoot and feigning some boxing moves as the students cheer.

From another entrance, Hillary Duff enters. She's wearing a white silk robe, is barefoot and is holding her arms above her head and waving on the crowd. The students cheer.

You walk up to a microphone hanging from a ceiling. You grab it and quiet the rowdy crowd.

"Ladieeeess and Gentlemen, welcome to our first annual food fiiiigtttt!"

The crowd roars. The main door opens and the cafeterian workers enter wheeling in flatbed dollies full of five gallon buckets. They go up to the ring and start emptying the buckets into it. Beans and rice, gravy, corn nibblets, mashed potatoes, macaroni and cheese, creamed broccoli, pudding, and jello all go into the ring until it's 6 inches deep of food.

"In this corner!" you say, "The redheaded rage, the clubbing clubber, Lindsayyyyyy Lohannnn!"

The crowd cheers. Lindsay drops her robe to reveal she's only wearing a lacy pink bra and a pink thong.

"And in this corner, the blonde bomber, the cutie crusher, Hilllarrryyyy Duff!"

The crowd cheers again. Hillary drop her robe. She's wearing a white push up bra and pink cotton panties with little blue and yellow flowers.

"As we know, the loser of this match, whoever submits, is KO'd, or pinned has to lick the winner clean, then tongue out her asshole and pussyyyyyy!!! Let's get readdy to rumblllllle!!!!"

The crowd goes wild as the girls enter the ring.