Flynn Visits a Tavern

As I exited my apartment, I was glad I had grabbed my jacket, it was a slightly cold night and the wind was especially chilly. I headed to a tavern a couple of blocks away that I’d been going to for the last couple of days. In my old life, I tended to avoid social scenes, but in my new life I had a new sense of confidence about me. The tavern was one of my favorite places to go to clear my head. I liked people watching and the tavern was the perfect place to do so. As I approached the door to the tavern, I could hear the ruckus from inside. It sounded like everyone was having a good time. I walked in and saw that the place was packed. I made my way to the bar and ordered an ale. Once I got my drink, I headed to my favorite spot near a corner and started to scan the room, taking in the scene.

A couple of female elves were drinking their wine quietly at a table nearby. I had learned from scanning attributes that elves had a higher constitution than most races. My slide rule ability would not be very effective if I used it on them. Besides, I wasn’t about to shit where I ate. I liked this tavern and I was scared if I used my powers to compel any of the patrons here to do anything perverted, they would recognize me once they were out of my influence and I would get in trouble. No, I planned to use my powers tonight somewhere farther away from my small apartment. It had been 3 days since I used my powers and I was dying for some delight.

Just then, an argument nearby began to get heated between a female orc and a female elf.

The orc was getting angry and the elf was trying to calm her down, but it was not working. The orc threw her glass at the elf but it missed and shattered against a wall. The whole tavern was silent and everyone started to watch the scene to see what would happen next.

“Wont someone help?!” The elf screamed as the Orc looked like it was about to charge at her. I quickly scanned the Orc’s attributes and noticed it’s constitution was at 1 and it’s Friendliness was at a 3. I added all 6 of my slide rule points to the Orc’s so her friendliness was now at a 9. The Orc looked dazed for a second, but then looked relaxed and started apologizing to the elf for being rude and causing a scene. The elf looked confused but nonetheless accepted the apology. The orc then made her way up to the bar and loudly announced that the next round of drinks was on her. The whole tavern erupted into cheers and applause. Shortly after that things went back to the way they were and I got back to people watching.

I was about to take a sip of my ale when someone sat down next to me. I turned to see who it was and saw a very beautiful woman, but it wasn’t just any beautiful woman, it was the Angel, Angelica.

“Hello,” she said. “Do you mind if I sit here?”

I looked at her with contempt. “What do you want Angelica?” I said as I took in a sip of ale.

“Oh, you learned my name? That’s cute.” she said with a smile. “I just wanted to talk to you, is that so bad?”

“Well go ahead and talk.”

“I noticed you just did a good deed, that was nice of you Flynn.”

“I don’t need your approval,” I said as I looked away from her.

“I’m not giving you my approval, I’m just stating an observation.” she said. “It’s not every day you see a human I’ve dropped off here use their abilities for good.”

“What do you want from me Angelica?” I asked again, this time more impatiently.

“Alright, I get it, you are still upset from our last encounter. I’ll leave. I just hope soon you’ll forgive me.”

She leaned in and planted a kiss on my cheek before getting up. “See you soon Flynn. Oh, and check your slide rule points. Not all good deeds get punished.” She winked and walked away.

I checked my slide rule points and noticed they were back up to 6. Angelica had replenished them.

“Well, I’ll be damned.” I said to myself.

After another Ale, I decided I had enough to drink tonight. I gathered myself and left the tavern. I headed to another part of town to try to use my power as I had originally intended to for the tonight. I was using an alleyway as a shortcut when a shadowy figure emerged and pointed a long knife at me.

“Your money or your life!” the figure said with a young feminine voice. Thankfully the mugger was female. I quickly scanned her attributes and found that her constitution was a 1 and her gullibility was at a 4. I added all 6 of my slide rule points to her gullibility, making it a 10. I couldn’t help but smirk, this was going to be fun.

“Why are you smirking, what’s so funny about this situation?” The mugger said as she moved closer with her knife.

“Isn’t the phrase “Your money or a blowjob”?” I said calmly.

“What are you talking about?” she asked confused, still holding her knife.

“Is this your first mugging? The correct phrase is “Your money or a blowjob” as in, if I don’t give you my money you will be **** to give me a blowjob.”

“Well, yeah, that’s what I meant. So what will it be?” She lowered the knife and stared at me.

“Hmm, good question” I fake pondered for a second. “I think I’ll go with the blowjob.”

“Okay then, prepare yourself!” She got on her knees and started to unbuckle my pants.

“Woah woah woah, what are you doing?” I said looking down at her.

“What do you mean, I’m giving you a blowjob.” she said looking up at me.

“When giving a blowjob while mugging someone you have to be completely naked.”

“Really? Oh well okay.” She said as she started to disrobe.

She was not half bad looking. She was around my age and had long brown unkempt hair. She was skinny, but actually had decent curves in the right places. There was something feral about her that I liked. I wondered what led her to be a mugger. Before I could ponder much further her tongue began to grace my cock.

She started to lick and suck at it from all directions. She also used her hands to massage my balls and stroke my shaft. She was good at this. Soon she had my erect member bobbing in and out of her mouth as she looked up with me with her feral eyes. Fuck she was hot. It didn’t take long before I blew my load into her mouth. Through it all she just kept staring at me with those eyes of her. She swallowed all of the cum and was even nice enough to clean my dick with her mouth afterwards.

After she was completely done and got off her knees she said “Maybe next time you will give me your money, unless you want another one of my blowjobs.”

“Ha maybe. Anyways, I’ve got to get going. Thanks for the mugging!” I quickly walked away from the scene. I didn’t want to be there when she returned to her senses. I never would have guessed that I could be happy from getting mugged. I wondered if she was going to mug anyone else by asking “Your money or a blowjob?” tonight. I couldn’t help but laugh.

I was getting tired and decided to head home. I had after all, accomplished my goal for the night.