Fish and chips

You hear the zeron voice again asking that you head outside to your garden. You head to the door that leads to the large outdoor area inside your habitat. You see a big crowd has gathered of all different species. You see what you assume is young children with their families. You see what looks like a school group. Many young or at least small Felionester (humanoid cats) all in what looks like matching uniform and 4 adults standing behind them looking nervous. There is one zeron (they seem to run everything) Wearing a Galactic Council badge who seems to be the tour guide or maybe your keeper.

She speaks to the group. Your translator picks up "Ladies, gentlemen others and non-stated. Allow me to formally introduce William our newest ambassador. William is a human from the planet called Earth in the Sol system. William is a male of the species. For more information about humans and Earth see the info plack behind me or You can ask him yourself. Humans are non-threatening so as you all know, they get to roam free except for mealtime, like now." She explains. There was a cheer from the crowd. You see the school group take out some kind of clipboard to make notes.

"This is William's first feeding time as an ambassador so even I don't know what to expect. William will be given a choice of Earth meals and whatever he chooses will be transported here." the Zeron continues.

A screen pops up in front of you with a list of some of your favourite foods. You select Fish and chips. As soon as your selection has been chosen the screen vanishes.

"William has chosen an Earth delicacy from a land called Eng" The Zeron tells the crowd. You think she means England.

"The whole word is the name the place is called England." You call up to correct her. You feel it is your duty as ambassador to get the facts correct.

"My apologies, as some of you may have heard William just corrected me telling me that the land is called England, very confusing." She picks up on your correction. You see the school group scribble out notes and add the correction. "Any way the delicacy is called fish and chips. Humans are Omnivores and this dish consists of the flesh of native aquatic creatures..." There are a few gasps from some of the aquatic aliens. "...with the cuts of the tubers of a native plant called a Po-ta-to. These food substances are boiled in oil in a process Humans call frying. The dish is often served juice made from fermented native fruit called vinegar, Sodium chloride, a blend of different native fruit and vegetables called Ketup and often a side of a native vegetable called the pee that has been mashed into a pulp." After the Zeron explained your meal in **** detail you saw a plate descend down from above the habitat. On it was Fish Chips and mushy peas with ketchup salt and vinegar and a glass of water on the side. You took the plate and took it inside. The crowd could see through the walls as you placed it on the table and got out a knife and fork.

You don't know how the council did it but this was exactly right. Your best guess was that this was **** directly from a chip shop. It tasted great and you completely forgot the crowd of aliens looking on and taking notes.

You just finished your last chip and you heard the Zeron say "Thank you all for coming. The next feeding is over at the zoob habitat. I have been Z7 the biped keeper Thank you and hope to see you again."

So this Zeron was called Z7 and was the keeper for all bipeds. You watch as she moves around to the door to your habitat. She doesn't knock her badge beeps and the door swings open. You have moved over to the sofa to digest your large meal.