First thing's first, FIND THE !

Wandering around outside, you don’t have to look around for long to find a booze-table set up on a patio, just to the side of a sliding glass door. You look over the random liquors and sodas. You don’t see a keg, but you know there’s one or two around here somewhere.

Under the special circumstances you find yourself in this evening, you realize that you should probably decide on your **** limit before you get started.