First another wish - Xander wants the freedom to make out with any one he chooses

Anya smiled as Cordelia approached. “Well, it’s about time we got down to this. Xander has only been wanting to see some girl on girl action since this entire episode began.”

Cordelia smirks and turns back to Xander lying on her bed. “Oh I know full well what our special guy wants. I would have grabbed you back at school, but I didn’t want to cause a scene.”

“A scene? Look at the outfit I’m wearing. I’m a genie! Xander can have anything he wants, anytime he wants. He just needs to wish it. There is no need for him to ever worry about creating a scene again … unless he wants one.”

“Really?” Xander queried as he perked up at the statement. He then sat up and looked sternly at Anya. “But wait a minute. I’ve been down that road before. Last time I played around with the rules of love, I ended up with a school full of girls trying to kill me. I don’t want to ever have to deal with that again.”

“Master, that last time you were playing around with magic cast by an amateur witch. I’m no witch! I’m a full fledged vengeance demon sent here to grant every wish your heart desires. And as I’ve already told you, my wishes don’t go wrong. They will always work in your favor!”

“So like I can just wish to be able to have any girl whenever I want, and no one will mind? Like I could just grab Buffy in the middle of science class and start making out with her and it would be fine?”

“Hey!” Cordelia snarled back. “I thought we were a team here!”

“Oh my dear Cordy, we so are. But I’m also a guy and this guy has his needs. So how about it Anya? All I have to do is wish?”

“Correct Master. Just wish and I’ll happily make it so. Your every pervy desire is my command.”

“Ok, so then I want to be able to make out with any girl I please, whenever I please, and no one will ever mind or reject me.” He thought for a moment “Oh and just to cover my bases, there will never be any jealously from anyone over my actions and any girl I choose to make out with will be more than happy to join me and will enthusiastically participate! There will never be any negative consequences to anything I do. Sound good?”

“Sounds perfect Master! Is that your wish?”

“Yes, I wish it to be so!”

“And so it shall be!” Anya smiled and bopped her head as her magic went to work.