First Test

I strode into the hallway lined with multiple closed doors, and at once, an attendant beckoned me towards the first door. I drew nearer and the door slid open to reveal a room filled with what seemed like top-of-the-line machinery. My eyes widened as I took in the dazzling array of technology around me.

Suddenly, I heard a booming voice next to me. “Welcome, rookie! Ready to have your muscles flexed and your cock blown off by the sheer awesomeness of our tech?” I turned to see a man with a flashy grin, his energy practically pulsating through the room.

“I’m Velocity, the master of kinetic energy. I could run circles around your ass before you can say ‘child payment’. But enough about me, let's get you started!” He exclaimed, his voice echoing through the room.

Velocity pointed to the first machine, a towering piece of equipment with pulsating lights. “First up, we’ve got the Musculokinetic Resistance Matrix. This bad boy will test the raw, carnal strength of every inch of your body. Your limbs will be aching and your dick might feel like it wants to detach, but show this machine who’s boss!”

He then gestured to a second, sleeker machine. “Next is the Hyper-Speed Oscillation Tunnel. This puppy's gonna gauge how fast you can move that fine ass of yours. Think you got the footwork to rival the great Velocity himself?” he winked.

“And finally,” Velocity motioned towards a contraption with what seemed like numerous floating platforms, “the Aerial Agility Ascendancy Grid. This is the grand pussy of agility tests. Your aim is to navigate through a sequence of moving platforms without losing your balance or grip. Your fingers and toes will be in for the ride of their life, my friend.”

I felt my heart racing with anticipation. The machinery seemed daunting, “Oh this'll be easy with your abilities, believe me.” Ahe’s voice whispered in my head. I turned to Velocity, my face set with determination.

“Let’s do this,” I said, my voice dripping with a mix of excitement and raw, primal energy. Velocity flashed a thumbs up, his smile as dazzling as ever.

“Give ‘em hell, rookie,” he said. And with that, I approached the Musculosomething machine, Ahe's voice whisper-screamed in my head, “Alright, let's pound this pussy with everything you’ve got!"

The machine's robotic arms surrounded me, each with weights and resistance bands. I grabbed onto them and started pulling and pushing with all my might. My muscles were bulging as I felt a cocktail of raw strength and sheer determination flowing through my veins.

“Come on, harder! Straighten your back!” Ahe was relentless in my head.

“Engage your core, rookie!” Velocity shouted from the sidelines.

My movements were jagged and lacked finesse, but the sheer **** behind them kept me going. Sweat was trickling down my brow as I gave the last set of weights one final pull. The machine beeped, signaling the end of the test.

Next, I stepped into the Speedy Tunnel. The tunnel was a blur of lights as I got into position. Velocity hollered, “Show me your moves, I wanna see if you can catch up to me!”

I sprinted forward, my legs a blur as Ahe's voice became a frenzy in my head. “Faster! Think of it as foreplay! But don’t finish too soon!”

My steps were erratic, and my body was all over the place. I struggled to control my speed as the tunnel started to throw obstacles at me.

“Duck! Jump! Shift that ass to the side!” Ahe was still there, guiding me through each hurdle.

Though my run was sloppy, and I hit a few barriers, I made it to the end of the tunnel. My chest was heaving as I looked towards Velocity. His eyes wide, he said, “You've got raw talent, but you're rough around the edges!”

As I panted, Ahe muttered in my head, “Not bad, champ. You fucked the test, though a bit messily, but there's promise!”

As I approached the final machine, the Acrobatic bot, Ahe's voice echoed through my head, “Let’s make this machine beg for more, baby.”

The contraption had a series of rotating arms, lasers, and jumping platforms. My heart was racing as I launched myself onto the first platform.

“Balance that fine ass of yours, use those legs!” Ahe shouted inside my head.

“Keep your eyes on the prize!” Velocity’s booming voice rang through the room.

I lunged forward, barely dodging a laser, my movements clumsy. I reached for an overhead bar, swinging forward while my legs flailed wildly. “Concentrate, rookie! Fluidity!” Velocity shouted.

I landed with a thud and scrambled through the final set of obstacles, my body and mind more overwhelmed than anticipated.

As the test concluded, Velocity announced, “You've scored a 73! Raw and rugged, but there’s potential. A bit of polishing, and you could be banging out hundreds.”

Ahe whispered in my ear, “Yeah, your performance was like going in without lube. Rough, but we got the job done.” I tried hard to hold my snicking in.

Velocity then turned to me, “What other powers you got, hotshot?”

“Uh, I’m not sure. I just awakened yesterday,” I stammered.

“Eager, huh? I like that! But you need to get a grip on those powers, else they’ll slip away,” Velocity grinned.

He then directed me towards the second room. “Time for combat. Show ‘em what you’re made of!”

As we walked, Ahe consoled me in my head. “Don’t worry, champ. We’ll work on your technique. Next time, you’ll be the king of the bedroom—or, uh, training room.”