Finding the Lamp

Aladdin finds a gold lamp,it sure is beautiful. But it is a bit dusty. He rubs the lamp to clean it off, blue smoke spills out of the spout.

"Oi! ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck!" A blue genie said, rubbing his sore neck.

Aladdin is shocked but amazed, a real genie!

"Boy does it feel good to be outta there!" the genie says, relieved, grabbing the lamp and using it like a microphone. "Nice to be back ladies and gentlemen. Hi, where ya from?" he asks, sticking the lamp towards Aladdin. "What's your name?"

"Uh, Al-uh-Aladdin."

"Well, Al-uh-Aladdin you get 3, that's right 3 whole wishes!"

(Decided to cut the intro a little short and get to the point while keeping a little of Genie's goofyness.)