Chapter 159
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Fiftyfiftyfifty
What do you do?
Find a lead.
You and Niki return to the streets and you flag down a gnome with well-groomed black hair and what looks to be expensive attire--though you wonder if clothing so small is actually much cheaper, even for a suit. It looks as if he's waiting for something--standing by the road, eyeing the street up and down.
"Excuse me," you say. "Have you seen an elf girl around here? She has blond hair and a white dress. Carries a silver staff. We're also looking for a lavender-haired bunnyfolk. Wears blue, carries a wand with a pink tip."
He looks up to you both. "Oh yes. I just spoke to a girl that matches that first description minutes ago. I'm afraid I don't know about the other, unfortunately."
"What direction did she go?"
"If you're looking for your friend, you're in luck! She's actually just at the massage parlour I work for, a block that way," he says and points ahead. "Lovely girl, she was. Makes me wish I was a masseuse, and not just a businessman."
"Thanks. I'll just--"
"I wouldn't mind giving her a rub-down," he mutters.
"Better drop that now, creep," Niki says. "Or I'll punt you straight over this building."
"Only joking, friends! Enjoy yourselves."
"I don't know if I'm really going for a massage. I just want to find my friend," you say.
"Whatever you prefer. But we have plenty of lovely ladies with very talented hands," he says, and then looks to Niki. "And handsome men?"
The fact that people keep calling me a pervert when everyone in this world seems to be more of one than me, is starting to drive me insane.
You hurry down to the front doors of the parlour. It's mostly just a relief that she's getting a massage, instead of being attacked. You were starting to worry. Though, it's good to make sure, so you head inside. The front counter is run by a lovely young woman with curly black hair and a pair of glasses. She sees you enter and greets you with a warm smile.
"Hello, sir and madam," she says.
"Hey there. I was just wondering if my elven friend Amara is here. The gnome outside said she was."
"Oh yes. She's currently in the back. Do you need to see her?"
"We do," Niki replies.
"Naturally. Come with me."
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