Find Your First Bride!

As you stand and begin to walk out of the standing stones you feel the nighttime wind playing along your skin, and look down at a certain part of you, which is standing proudly erect, pointing ahead at a 45° angle. Your cock is ten inches long and two across at it's uncircumcised glans, a quarter again that at the base, and the tip even now glistens faintly in the starlight with an immense drop of precum. ~Seems I have been reborn horny.~ You think with amusement, and your thoughts turn to how to slake your lust.

You wander among the passed out clergy surrounding the ring of standing stones looking for a priestess, someone comely enough to be worthy of a demi-god, and turn on the Status Overlay Filter so you can read their names and levels as well as see their features. After 10 minutes of searching you come up with five potential candidates:

Human: Kelly 5eXXXy S7uFF 1844 5211
Class/Level: Priestess of Lorchos 1
Sleep.

This is not the most beautiful of the priestesses, but she is the lowest level among the whole lot, the only woman here who is first level, and she would be relatively easy to control. She has a small rack but a plump round ass; her hair is a nice rich chocolate brown in a pixy cut; her skin is an attractive tan; and she looks to be about 18, prime years for birthing strong children. (As with all of them you cant see her eyes or teeth because she is asleep and you don't want to wake her prematurely.)

Half-Elf: Margret10101R0kzorz!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Class/Level: Priestess of Lorchos 51
Sleep.

Again, not the most beautiful pick available, but the benefit here is the exact opposite of the previous one, you would be distinctly the weaker partner in this relationship, but your spouse would stand among the most powerful of Lorchos clergy that you have come upon in your search, allowing her to tow you along for some very rapid leveling! When you died your first True **** 50 was level cap, and it makes you smile to think of bedding a woman already more powerful than you were when you terrorized the length and breadth of Aluvia. Though she is not exactly your type, she is not UN-Attractive, having a decent C-cup chest, a tight ass, coal black hair worn shoulder length, and flawless porcelain skin, and those cute half-elf points on her ears. The other drawback of this choice is she looks to already be in her late-30s, her best childbearing years already behind her, and few of any sort left, even with the added longevity of her elfin ancestry.

Human: J355Y Da Fyr3Ha1R
Class/Level: Champion of Lorchos 23
Sleep.

And here we come upon the woman who wins the 'Beauty' portion of the contest: yet she falls down in other areas. With Flame Red Hair down to her knees, a breathtaking DD cup pair of tits, a gorgeous bubble butt that makes your cock throb at the very thought of pushing between it's juicy half globes, lovely heavily freckled skin, and standing 6'1" you would almost suspect her of having some Nymph ancestry. Unfortunately, she has all the drawbacks of 'Margret' with fewer of the advantages, being lower level but still far enough above you that you would have almost no say in the relationship. She looks to be in her early 30s too, which means that, like Margret, her best child bearing years are behind her. Yet, on the other hand, and this is both drawback and advantage, you share a class with her. This means that she probably has some old gear lying about that she could share with you to put you a cut above most people your level, and she could explain to you what the hell a 'champion' IS since this class didn't EXIST when you were last alive: BUT most classes work best with people of a DIFFERENT class, not doubled up like that.

Dhampire: D4m3 1nt3gr4l F41rb4nks-W1ng4t3s-H3lls1ng
Class/Level: Cleric of Lorchos 3 & Rogue 3
Sleep.

And ^that^ is one of the selling points of this choice: sure she is about twice your level, but you have gone against worse in your previous incarnation and won, and in terms of the advantages of having characters of a different class in the party she brings twice as much to the table as anyone else you see on this field, being the only 'double class' character among the whole lot of them. Becoming 'double class' is difficult, and normally not possible before about 10th level, (At least from what you remember, much could have changed.) so she probably had help completing the required quest, but that suits you fine! It is widely acknowledged that 'double class' characters are far weaker than their single class counterparts, especially at higher levels, so as you grew in power she would become more and more easy to dominate and control, while at first still helping you level up and progress more rapidly, at least a little.

In terms of her appearance the woman, who's name you cannot even pronounce: has hair the color of moldy straw, what is sometimes called 'ditch water blond', though a shade or three lighter than that, worn down to her back in a strange style where two bangs come straight out from her head and then hang in front of her face, but that is her least attractive feature. Otherwise she has light olive skin, an strong nose which actually looks very good on her face, slightly pouty eminently kissable lips, strong cheekbones, large eyes, a pointy chin, and, though you almost missed it in the starlight, a pair of round glasses lies next to her left hand, which when you test them prove to be corrective.

Moving on to her body you find D-cup breasts, a narrow waist, decent hips though not much of a butt, and long shapely legs, which you would love to throw over your shoulders as you pound her like an over tough cut of steak. She looks to be about 25 and 5'11".

Human: Elisabeth Ida Ramirez of Corinth V
Class/Level: Shadow Caster 3
Sleep.

And lastly we come to the only one in the whole set who has a reasonable name. Back in your day the only things you were allowed to use in your name were Letters and Spaces, but you suppose that with every person born having to pick a unique name when they became adults after 500 years they HAD to start allowing people to use '1337 speak' at some point. When you first stalked the world only complete noobs and jerk-wads used 'leet' for anything, it was considered incredibly gauche, and you are glad to see that there are SOME who still do see it that way. You also find it amusing that she has in a small way named herself after you, 'of Corinth' indeed... If you pick her that will most certainly be true.

Another selling point for this choice is that she is equal to you in level, meaning rather than dominating or being dominated by her you could approach each other on an even footing, partners rather than vassal and servant. You don't know what a 'shadow caster' is, but you feel pretty confident that it is some kind of arcane casting class, and you have a high number of hit points for a 3rd level character, so you would guess you are probably expected to melee, which would make you a decent team.

In terms of appearance though, she is the least favorable of the bunch, you are not normally into fat chicks, and she is distinctly over weight, but, there's something about the way she carries it... A huge pair of F-cup breasts, an ass that is totally in your face, a belly that looks almost pregnant, and those HIPS! You have cut apart enough women to know that those hips of hers are PERFECT for giving birth, she would have no trouble at all bearing twins or even triplets for you, and might even be able to accommodate your entire shaft, which few women can do. The rest of her physical features aren't bad either, light chocolate skin, shoulder length brown hair worn in a bob, luscious red lips that you know would feel lovely pressed against your own, about 18-19 years old, and strong square pearly white teeth, the only ones you can see: though that's because she snores...

Now we come to the three universal drawbacks.

1: You cannot see any of their eyes or teeth other than Elisabeth, and you can only see hers because she snores like a congested heifer. You like girls with unusual eye colors, grays, greens, or amethysts, brown eyes do nothing for you, though you can get past it easily enough if the rest of a woman's features are nice. You also cant deal with women with "summer teeth" as in "some r' there and some r' not", that is a total deal breaker.

2: Personality: You like your women submissive and obliging, and have no idea if ANY of these potential partners fit the bill. Oh you've had your flings with the fiery and feisty types, but eventually they tend to piss you off too much and you break up, usually killing them as a final 'Fuck off!' You also can't STAND jealous and possessive types, no one owns you but you, married or not, and you will wander where you will, fuck who you like, and if they give you lip about it you pick them up, take them to a 'hardcore' server, and RESOLVE the problem.

3: Sex Drive: similar to personality you don't know if these girls are frisky or frigid, and having been restored to your 'Prime' you definitely want someone who wants to have sex A LOT. You have long ago had your fill of virgins, since about your mid 50s in your last life you have looked for slutty broads who know what they are doing. When a girl gives up her virginity to you they think you OWE them something, and that BOTHERS you. If a girl decides to have sex with you that's her lookout, you owe them nothing but a good hard fuck and a few orgasms, that's ALL.

Knowing all of these pitfalls, you still have a decision to make, which of them do you wake to service you and bring down this raging hard on?