Find Light and Weapons before going out

Seth looked down the tunnel for a moment and smiled. That was probably the way out. Thankfully his trusty smart phone had a light that he could use.

Reaching into his pockets he removed it and pushed the power button to turn it on. And there was nothing. Frowning, he knew that he charged it right before the accident. Looking at it closer he frowned when he smelled smoke. Magic smoke.

"Damn it, I paid 400 bucks for this piece of shit last month!" he grumbled. Looking back into the darkness of the tunnel he sighed. "Right. Now going down there. I've played far too much Zork for this shit. It's pitch dark. I am likely to be eaten by a grue."

He sighed and turned back towards the treasure room. "Maybe they'll have some glowing magical sword in there or something..."

Walking back inside, he started fumbling around, looking for something, anything, but he'd hardly made it around the first chest before he found himself planted directly into the pile in front of him.

"What the fuck was that?" he asked himself as he turned over.

Wondering what he'd tripped over, he wedged his feet against the chest and kicked as hard as he could, pushing it out of the way. And it was thus, with the barrier blocked, he found himself looking at tarnished armor and rotted cloth, all wrapped around an ancient dedicated corpse staring back at him through grinning teeth and empty eye sockets.