Final round

“Congratulations, Roxy,” said Frank, “you had managed to give eighteen correct answers and thus collected 900000 points. We’ll now go to the final round where you’ll get the change to convert the points into money. Are you ready?”

The contestant lifted a hazy, but satisfied gaze, he smiled weakly and said:

“Sure.”

“Draw five categories.”

“Barbie, Slovakia or Slovenia, Pasta, F-words and Classical Music.”

“You can either bet all of your points on one category or divide them between two or three.”

Roxy was no longer able to think clearly, so he planned on guessing the answer anyway. He did not care about additional transformations, but assumed that he had greater chances of winning any money, if he divided the points.

“I want to divide it equally between three categories.”

“As you wish. Which one first?”

“Barbie sounds fun.”

“Barbie got her first best friend in 1963. The third doll of the Barbie franchise (after Ken) was freckled-faced. What was her name?”

“Becky maybe?”

“Wrong. Which one is next?”

“Pasta. I’m getting hungry.”

Roxy was shown a picture of a single noodle and was supposed to give its name.

He guessed “Rotelle” and it was correct.

“The final question, Roxy. Which category?”

“F-words also sound fun.”

“What is the name of an opening in a planet’s crust, often in areas surrounding volcanoes, which emits steam and gases such as carbon dioxide, sulphur dioxide, hydrogen chloride?”

“Fumarole.”

“Correct. Congratulations, Roxy! You managed to turn two thirds of your points into money and thus won 600000 dollars. But first you need to draw one more transformation card.”

“Hair Removal. Ha!”

“Not only you became a perfect bimbo, you also got all the transformations you had craved. Now go into The Chamber for the final time.”

The process was quick, although it itched awfully all over the contestant’s body. When he walked out he could admire his smooth skin on the screen, as the camera made a close-up of every single part, slowly moving from his neck down to his feet. The audience cheered loudly and Frank waited to give his final announcement. When the cheering quieted down he said:

“Congratulations, Roxy! You’ve been transformed twenty two times and have turned into a beautiful bimbo. Have fun spending your price.”

“Thank you,” the contestant replied with a smile on his face as he waved to the audience and then to the camera.

“Ladies and Gentlemen!” the host said, “it has been a real pleasure to host another successful episode of Who Wanna Be a Bimbo. Thank you, Roxy, for your participation.”