Figuring things out.

I was still dumbfounded for a few minutes as everyone started to go home around me. Eventually I was ripped out of my thoughts by somebody clearing their throat and turned to go. My movements were automatic as I still wondered about the recent happenings.

As I left, a girl at the exit handed me a document that affirmed my passing. She had pink hair that fell down to her chin in an ordered, straight cut. Her brown eyes looked at me with unhidden contempt. I could guess why. ‘This must be the rumoured secretary of the god tongue.’ I deduced due to her very orderly stance and the way she wore the college uniform like a second layer of skin and the writing board she carried with her. ‘Hisako Arato.’

The name tag above her left, quite large, breast also helped. “Congratulations.” She said her voice dripping with poison. I laughed. Her hatred somehow calmed me. “I already thought it was normal for everyone to drink my semen with glee.” I joked. “Glad to see that is not the case.”

“What do you mean, that is completely normal.” Hisako said, her contempt vanishing immediately. “Pardon?” “As you said, drinking your semen is something everybody would do happily.” The rug was pulled from under my feet. The heck was going on, in one moment she looks like she wants to kill me for making her boss drink me spunk and the next she says exactly what I just joked about.

“Is this a prank?” I had to ask. “A very elaborate and thought out prank? Did you make a contract with god or something? Found a magical item that lets you foresee….the…” My eyes went wide and I touched my ears. No, no way. There was no fucking way that could be true. Could it not be here that found a magical item but me.

“Hey, suck me off.” I said. “No.” I was shut down. Okay, expected. Weird however how she was so very calm about such a vulgar question. Not the weirdest thing that happened up to now but still…

So, either I was wrong or I was missing something. Out of boredom I took a look at her writing board. I raised my eyebrows at the contents. The first half was covered in doodles about ‘Erina-sama’s’ greatness, while the second half found a more demonic depiction of me and what my punishment should be for my crimes. I will spare you the details but I wouldn’t want to meet her in a dark alley.

“Something you need?” She asked instead. “Are you not going to stop me from spying on your stuff?” I asked. She tilted her head, “Why should I? It is completely normal for you.” Now that rung a bell. “Normal huh? What about if I do this?” I asked and pulled up her skirt.” She blushed and checked if anybody was around, but didn’t stop me. “I would be embarrassed of somebody saw.” She said and made sure her skirt shill sat correctly after I let go. “But this is still normal behaviour for you.”

I put my hand on her right breast. More flushing, but no complaints. “Normal?” I asked. “Yes.” She answered. My brain clicked and I pondered over the truth is I absent-mindedly massaged her breast. From what I understood this far all of my actions were considered normal, in other words, average. That explained why Erina had called me mediocre and everyone else amateurs. Because in her eyes I was just that, mediocre.

I walked to the cake Erina had left standing and tried it. It tasted great. Granted Erina was right, because she was the god tongue and that is just how things are, about the improvements but the cake was still way above average. From that I guessed that even though my actions were considered average the results wouldn’t have to be.

That aside there was a way more interesting question. “Would you think its okay to suck my dick in public?” I asked Hisako, who was patiently waiting for me to leave the room so she could look it behind me. “I’d rather not, although I wouldn’t stop you.” Okay, second try. “What if I told you it is normal to suck my dick in public.” “Then it is absolutely okay.”

Yep, the magical trigger was normal. Not hard to figure out once you got the hang of it. My mind raced through the possibilities of this discovery. Further tests would be conducted at a later date but right then my cock was positively throbbing with excitement, and that was despite me just having masturbated.

I wanted to open my mouth and suggest something really immoral when a sound rang through the room. “Hisako, Hisako.” Erina said in a cheery voice I wouldn’t have thought possible from her. Although I also had no idea where she was. “Hisako, Hisako.” The secretary in question pulled out her smartphone and stared at the screen with a dreamy expression. “Aah~ Lady Erina, one more time.” “Hisako, Hisako.”

The secretary straightened up and answered her phone in a serious tone. “Yes, Lady Erina? Mhm? Yes, he is still here….are you sure? Very well then. I will tell him. Yes, I will make sure he agrees. See you in a bit.” She put down the phone and pointed at me. “Lady Erina calls for you, Theo!” She exclaimed. I blinked a few times. “Come with me.” She turned around without waiting for my answer.